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Cookie Monster has the right attitude. Cookie Monster doesnβt
πͺ compare cookies
πͺ hate on raisin cookies to lift up choc chip cookies
πͺ harass others for their cookie preference
Heβs just happy there are fucking cookies to begin with, OK.
Be the Cookie Monster of stan twt
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Night night sweet dreamies
Take a few minutes each day to look around you.
Be proud of the life you've built and the future you're still building.
#cats #cats #Cat #CatsOnTwitter #CatsOfTwitter
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*in the middle of a fricking war*
steve rogers and his polite ass: allow me to introduce myself properly, i am steve rogers, it's a pleasure to meet you ππ€
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Apparently this tweet is regaining some attention. I miss the days when Chris shared these lovely things πΉ
I really thought he was going to sing this time π πΉ #ChrisEvans I adore you (via his IG stories)
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commission for @sleep_yesplease of stevebucky having a peaceful time for her fic Lost But Found π thank you baby
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my ko-fi: ko-fi.com/artwinx
#stucky #stevebucky #artistsonx
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Good morning & welcome to Roast Dinner Day
Care for yourself as much as you care for others.
#cats #cats #Cat #CatsOnTwitter #CatsOfTwitter
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Night night sweet dreamies
Love yourself on your good days.
Love yourself more on your bad days.
#cats #cats #Cat #CatsOnTwitter #CatsOfTwitter
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My face both before & after the FC looms in to kiss me
#cats #cats #Cat #CatsOnTwitter #CatsOfTwitter
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A quick Pawtrol of the Brook Road car parking to work up an appetite in preparation for leftover roast potatoes, chicken and gravy
* Remembering the green cross code and the Tufty Club road safety
#cats #cats #Cat #CatsOnTwitter #CatsOfTwitter
Somebody go get Mr Biggie P. biscuits.
@JortsTheCat please repost Haleyβs post π§‘
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I fixed it!
h/t to @eofallthings for the new headline

ALT A graphic depicting a diverse group of people sitting down for a Thanksgiving turkey dinner. I'm good letter at the top it says "It's airborne you fucks!" Underneath it reads "Keep your family healthier this holiday season! Wear a mask! Use HEPA filters. Open windows. Gather & eat outdoors if possible." On the very bottom it has the hashtag #CovidIsAirborne
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going bananas for this banana
VIDEO DESCRIPTION: Fishtopher, a brown tabby cat, rubs his face aggressively into a catnip banana being held up by the camera person
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It's genuinely crazymaking that basically everyone I know decided I'm an acceptable casualty of the 'new normal' & is willing to consign me to a living death so they can keep indoor dining. I'm supposed to stay home forever and not mind. If I died tomorrow, some would be relieved
A few days ago I transferred my Β£300 Cost of Living benefit payment into my Motherβs account as a surprise to help her out with the winter bills that sheβs always saying she canβt afford. I chose to do that bc I didnβt really need it myself this year now that my PIP has come [+]
hoodie, with my heat pad in the hoodie front pocket, and I bloody well turned on my aircon unit heater in my room.
This witch is really acting like doing less than the bare minimum to keep me a) out of hospital and b) alive is just too much dang trouble. [+]























