Casual observer of chaos, professional architect of outcomes🌆 Tar soul🖤👾 CompTIA certified🎩 Erase islam

Zürich, Switzerland
Joined May 2022
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Thomas Massie > Donald Trump
Thomas Massie > Donald Trump
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JUST IN: 🇺🇸 Federal investigators have DNA evidence that proves Ilhan Omar committed immigration fraud, NYPost reports.
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BTW: I advise my clients and loved ones to NEVER, EVER do a field sobriety test. I also advise my clients: If you are pulled over at night, even if you didn't drink or take something you should not have, the officer is going to approach your window, ask for license and registration. He's going to take it. Then say something like, "Do you know why I pulled you over?" Then he is going to ask you where you are coming from. Don't answer. It's none of his/her business and how he is going to try and build probable cause for anything that comes next. You don't have to answer. You can simply say, "I am invoking my right to stay silent." Don't give them a reason to all the sudden say you are slurring your words or they "smell the odor of alcohol." And for the love of God, if you blow - SHUT THE FUCK UP. Invoke. You will never get out of an arrest. Disclaimer: I am not your lawyer. This is general suggestions that can be confirmed on any DUI defense attorney's website. Consult counsel (not me, because I am not your counsel).
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Law needs to be changed, owners need to be charged for crimes their pets commit as if they caused it themselves. Only way to fix this. Dog owner should be hit with assault with a deadly weapon on a toddler. Watch the ownership rates on dangerous dogs plummet.
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USAA fired all of its American workers and replaced them with H1B’s, and now a bunch of people had all of their money vanish.
If you bank with @USAA, don't be surprised if your accounts are empty or inaccessible right now. Apparently they're experiencing some kind of catastrophic IT meltdown. Never seen anything like this in the 35 years I've been a member
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Kim Jong Un is in good health. Never underestimate him!
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💯🇺🇸 I'm Ready and Waiting! 🇺🇸💯
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*chirp*
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This is why I always carry a Sharpie.
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Im.not voting fot either
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