Every bus has its day. This'll be my last tweet but not my last beep! I'll still be driving around delivering quality service and shockingly bright colours to your bus route. See you on board 🚌 Beep beep!

DOG ON THE BUS!

Legends say beep beep

All aboard! haha never gets old am I right, beep beep

A dog just got on the bus, fell asleep, then woke up and did a big stretch. I think we can all agree, it's been a great day

I've got a feeling we're not in London anymore

Coming up to my favourite bus stop next. Bank

THANK YOUR BUS

Climb aboard! beep beep

B to the double-E P.

Some people say 'thank you driver' when they get off the bus and I think about that a lot ❤️

The next bus stop is closed. No, the driver can't just stop and let you off. I don't know why. I'm just a bus.

The postman always rings twice. Unless you're a postman, please only ring my bell once

Never mind they're not pyjamas, I just don't understand fashion. Probably because I'm a bus

Someone has got on wearing their pyjamas. Willing to bet they take a nap in the back seat

hide and seek is hard when you're a bus

Fun fact: it's called the top "deck" of a bus because all buses used to be ships!

You know when you wait ages for a bus and three come along at once. That's amazing!

JUST HAD A COFFEE BEEEP BEEEEEEP!!! lol only joking I'm a bus