
Recording the trials and tribulations of life in #Monton, Greater Manchester - God's own rumpus room!
Monton, M30 of course!
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I am so Monton, I just got an email RE: 37 ways to drink Turmeric...hipster level 100! 馃枙馃徏馃拝馃徏
If that was you sh*gging in the maroon Polo by the church this morning close to the kids playing on pokemon go, SHAME ON YOU! And the filth bag in the blue BMW watching!
Lock up your husbands, the glamour girls are out all over Monton this afternoon! Don't believe me? Step out and see!
If this is you, please get back to Swinton 馃槀馃槀
Replying to @MontonProbz
@MontonProbz seen it all now. Red car with two young (but old enough to know better) couple in parked on the pavement, passenger side right up to the cash machine so she could use it through the window...lazy, illegal parking selfish idiots
Seriously some scary sights hanging outside Bodega. I saw what a lot of them had for breakfast! I won't comment on the detail
Happy Pride month 馃寛
Hope to see you all staggering about the High Street in your fake lashes/tans and Maxi Dresses real soon! 鈾ワ笍
Monton Problems retweeted
From Thursday 2nd July we will be re-opening as a deli style takeaway, with a new tasty takeout menu.
Opening hours will be Thursday-Sunday 10-4pm
We're excited, we can鈥檛 wait to show you what we've done and we can鈥檛 wait to see your lovely faces again.
Another decent Mount Monton from the mighty ZOUS! #ZOUSMONTON #MONTONFOOD脌GE I could eat that again rn 馃槀
Best news ever!
I could cry tears that #ZousMonton is back in biz!
Made my 2020! Best day ever 鉂わ笍
Looking forward to my Mount Monton later! 馃崝
Monton Problems retweeted
Yet again I find myself overwhelmed by the wonderful knitting ladies of Monton! Thank you so so much 鉂わ笍@BMITheAlexandra @BMIHealthcare @MontonProbz @EB_clinic
Nobody likes a hungry captain Hamish. C'mon @MrsAsKitchen sort it. And if it's @UberEats sort those out too.
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That's a shame as they're usually amazing but this isn't great.
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Absolute ledge!
When they said try working from home I didn鈥檛 realise they鈥檇 expect me to do the music too @BBCNews @BBCNWT #BBCNewsTheme 馃 #workingfromhome
Sort it out, Potts! @Morrisons
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Missing 12m old male cat from The Works Estate (Leander Close) please contact 07868 725535 if you have any info.
He was last seen Sunday
Please get sharing!
Monton Problems retweeted
Replying to @MontonProbz
鉂わ笍 I love where we live & I want everyone to stay well, stay safe, & we will get through this! 馃憤














