Monsters INC.

People tag this account thinking its an official account ran by a Pixar social media team with wholesome posts and then they click on this profile to find thinly veiled communist propaganda and dick jokes

"Technically this isn't even capitalism its corporatism or crony capitalism" bro das kapital was written in 1867

What if everybody you ever masturbated to unionized

We are selling rahm emmanuel for 3 dollars please somebody come eat him

"I am just having fun on Twitter dot com" -somebody who probably just said something genuinely awful

If colleges were actually marxist brainwashing centers then the CIA would have done regime changes on them by now

"I want it well done but not burnt" Yeah I would fucking imagine

All the clout in the world can't save you from this next attack

Itachi-Leninism

Instead of "they're not gonna like this one" its "they're gonna misconstrue this one"

Sorry babe talking about real world issues would look really weird next to my 500th tweet about cum. You understand

I don't mean to brag. But doctors absolutely despise me.

We are going to destroy turbo tax

Leftist Twitter? More like Parasocialism.

Pointing out that a Fictional Character created by someone who hasn't completely rejected the status quo would be problematic if said fictional character was real

Carly on iCarly was a Podcaster

White people are at their best when they are fighting other white people