Sleep Specialist // Occasional Rapper // Working Class Mafia

West London
Joined August 2011
Lost my keys for the first time ever in my 34 years on this planet and I am fuuuuming, I only have one car key and guess what.. I lost it ahsvdvdhdbdhdhdbd he
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Why the fuck does everyone drive fucking 10mph in londonsggddgdybsshsg, also fuck south London horrible gaff
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First day of the stag-do after claiming you’re gonna ‘pace yourself’
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If I see another account trying to sell me creatine or protein powder I might lose the plot
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Monroe retweeted
Following their World Cup final defeat to Spain, Argentina manager Lionel Scaloni walked out of his post-match press conference after becoming too emotional to carry on.
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This is jokes 😂
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Come onnnnnn, fuck you muchachos 😂😂😂😂😂
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Kanes second goal was crazy btw, what a strike
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Don’t buy a usb c charger from Poundland I’ve had my phone on charge for 20 minutes and I’ve got no more battery than I started with
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Last dance 🙏🙏🙏
One last dance
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The moment car designers stopped getting high Koenig Specials
Can anyone pin-point the exact moment where everything in society just got substantially worse???
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Why is there ALWAYS a smelly cunt on the Piccadilly line, have a day off man some man are stinkinnnnn
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West london is finished man, This could never happen in east London. I once saw a roadworks crew try to shut manor road overnight but the locals were just moving the signs and driving down there anyway 😂
Transport for London is dropping a massive headache on West London by completely shutting down the A40 Westway in both directions starting at 10 PM on Friday, 20th March. This isn’t just a quick weekend job - the road will be closed 24/7 all the way until late April 2026 while they replace structural joints under the flyover. Because the A40 carries a massive 96,000 vehicles every single day, TfL has already warned that local roads are going to face “widespread chaos” and heavy gridlock. Even if you don’t drive, 33 bus routes are going to be caught in the mess.
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How’s this for luck, going on holiday to a state of the art sports complex in the canaries… just broke my Apple Watch strap at the airport how am I going to show off my ring closures all week I’m fuming
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Got in a cab home, bit chilly. Looked at my weather app please tell me why it’feels like -6’ outside and my cabdriver has the windows opennnnnnnnnbruv
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Me after a few San Miguel.
Drinking alcohol improves your ability to speak a foreign language
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Just been given a courtesy car from Audi - a 2025 Q2 manual and it might be the worst car I’ve driven since I started driving over 15 years ago
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Reason 9,234 I will never go on a cruise fuck that
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Wanqing Yu is a craaazy name, sounds like my type of woman though
🇨🇳 Li Liu (left pic) and 🇨🇳 Wanqing Yu (right pic), two Chinese students living in Leeds, have been locked up after exploiting a massive loophole in Britain’s rail compensation system. Liu and Yu raked in a whopping £156,743 — Liu stole £141,031, Yu £15,712 — by scamming the Delay Repay scheme for three years. The pair discovered that the national Delay Repay system did not automatically cross-check claims for ticket refunds and delay compensations. They abused this by first claiming refunds on tickets they pretended they didn’t want, then cashing in on Delay Repay refunds when those trains ran late. The duo meticulously researched train services across the country. They used 16 fake passenger identities to spread out claims and multiple bank accounts to hide funds, and monitored the scam via a 20-SIM card adapter. The scam ran from 2021 until their arrest by British Transport Police. Both admitted conspiracy to defraud and possession of criminal property. Liu was jailed for 30 months; Yu got 17 weeks but will likely walk free due to time served. Liu’s background in computer science helped him engineer the fraud, while Yu’s English skills aided in crafting believable claims. Liu began a one-year course at Leeds University last year, having previously applied for an advanced computer science course at Birmingham University. Yu was enrolled on a one-year English-teaching course at Leeds. telegraph.co.uk/news/2025/10… uknip.co.uk/news/uk/uk-news/…
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