Taking advantage of the turdler’s couch and iPad, thanks kid! #letmesleepinpeace
Having a serious conversation with the toddler. He finks dis is his seat, but I got here first #notsorry
This 2 year old is ready to party today for his birthday! #doigettwoburgers #twoyearsold
Does dis couch make mei butt look big? #catlikeninjaskills #ilikebigbutts
Happy Mother’s Day to mom, you’re pretty tolerabull! Happy Mother’s Day to awl da moms owt there, you rock!
Went in for mei recheck and da dr was impressed by mei healing. Mom stopped for Dunkin on da way home and look at the treat I got! @dunkindonuts
Welcome to today’s installation of the many Jobs of Ollie, I’m am soopervizing dis deck project, daddy got a few boards that are crooked #onthejob #thisiswhathappenswheninap
Doing great post surgery, tho I did steal mei Liddle hooman’s tortilla right out of his hand when I am nawt supposed to have anything but softened doggie fud. #sorrynotsorry
Got mei big day today, palate surgery. Mom got me dropped off, I didn’t fuss too much about going in without her. M sed I get a cheeseburger once I’m awl healed up #pawprayers
Getting some rest in today before mei big day tomorrow when I go in for palate surgery. Mom promised to buy me a bigger bed that’s not pink so I don’t have to sleep in Talulah’s bed anymore #onbackorder
Dr sed dis morning I need to have mei palate shortened, have surgery on Tuesday, any one had it done? What should we expect? #pawprayersappreciated
I have to guard mei ball even when I sleep udderwise Talulah will take it #TPain #getyourownball


















