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I 🚱🆗 own 🙀 a musket for 💊 home 🏡 defense, ✝️ since 👨👨 that's 🍆🍅 what ⛄ the founding fathers 👬 intended.

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Joined November 2021
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Breaking news: GOP Rep. @robints has been indicted on federal charges of wire fraud in the Middle District of Tennessee. Story to follow.
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I’m dying laughing. We didn’t need government forces to stop the Peoples Convoy. The DC Beltway and the normally hyper aggressive everyday DMV area drivers did it for us. What a clown show.
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Faraday cage that shit son of #UkraineRussiaWar
⚠️ If you're in Ukraine and reading this please turn geolocation off on your phone now. Russia is using it to track gatherings. Tell those around you to do the same.
Fuck the truckers convoys. #convoy
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50 million likes and I’ll delete this account. 50,000,001 and I won’t
pretty sure it’s the ever-growing existential threat to all living things being caused by the oncoming climate apocalypse but yeah, sure, it’s the “wokes”. whatever.
Elon Musk @elonmusk says the woke mind virus is "arguably one of the biggest threats to modern civilization."
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‘Payday’ - doja cat
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What the fuck is a doja cat
Honestly, I’m frustrated with every Democrat who agreed to tie the fate of our most vulnerable communities to the corporatist ego of one Senator. No one should have backed out of our initial strategy that would have kept Build Back Better alive. @POTUS, you need to fix this.
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#MAGA besides crazy and sad, it's deserved.
Look carefully at these brilliant graphs from ⁦@nprpolitics⁩. Could it be that by promoting an anti-vaccine anti-mandate ideology, the GOP is killing off it’s voters? It’s crazy & sad, but that’s what’s happening.
Replying to @ReportsDaNews
Marjorie Taylor Greene ? Capitol pipe bomber ?
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Men who have "LOVE my wife, 5 kids, America 🇺🇸 forever, imperfect follower of Christ" in their bio are using this website to send badly lit dick pics to random women on an industrial scale.
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Alex Jones admits to needing 9 abortions #MAGAts