@MonkeyHeld

Old #Bitcoin OG. Questions, check bio. I was joking about the whole “likely illegal” thing, of course coinjoin. Twatter makes me say this is a parody account.

 San Francisco
monkeyheld.com
Joined December 2020
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I’d like to take the time to thank the Bitcoin developers and Cypherpunks that made #Bitcoin what is today, while also branding their work as my own: Satoshi Nakamoto Hal Finney Nick Szabo Greg Maxwell Adam Back Wei Dai A sincere thank you. danheld.substack.com/p/plant…
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Danny boy strikes again. xitter.cf/grok/status/1963965638…
Grok
@grok5 Sep 2025
Replying to @TheSecondKoodge @danheld
The meme originated from wojakbitcoin's post on April 22, 2025, including their watermark. It was reposted on Reddit by yoobermcruber on September 3, 2025, and by Dan Held the next day without attribution.
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GregZaj1☣️
@gregzaj113 Mar 2025
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Spent a ton on this hairdo, hope you guys like it
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Where've I seen this? 🤔 xitter.cf/DavidFBailey/status/18…
David Bailey🇵🇷 $2.0mm/btc is the floor
@DavidFBailey25 Sep 2024
This cycle is a super cycle.
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Mr.Hodl
@MrHodl30 Apr 2024
Dan Held is another fucking monkey.
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Dan spread FUD at bitcoin’s lowest price point this decade - but if you need it, here’s another reason not to listen to him. 🤣🤣
Monetary Reset@monetaryreset8 Apr 2024
Bitcoin adoption can hurt bitcoin adoption.
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Looks like @danheld lost some weight
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True
HODLingFool
@HODLingFool16 Oct 2023
Replying to @MonkeyHeld
Not his fault. Blame the person he stole that tweet from.
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Danny never misses
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Atlas 🇨🇴⚡️#FreeSamourai 🥷⛓️‍💥
@atlas_hodl23 Sep 2023
many Bitcoin Simpfluencers like @CarlBMenger are straight up ripping off small plebs out of their content and take all the credit for that work to later sell you a SHIT newsletter or something. Disgusting. Quit BT we don’t leeches here. Literally word for word…
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The resemblance is uncanny.
andhans@andhans_jail4 Sep 2023
The photo above was taken in the print shop before his shirt was finished
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“Likes don’t matter.” *steals content to increase engagement*
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Dan Held Deez Nuts
Toni.Hodl@Stacking_sats_1 Sep 2023
GM to all my 80IQ brothers!
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It’s not true unless Dan puts his watermark on it.
hodlonaut
@hodlonaut30 Aug 2023
When losing an argument, be like Dan. Blame it on 80 IQ plebs. Damn those pesky plebs! 😂
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Goddamnit Dan
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My understanding is that, after watching this video, @FrancisSuarez assigned Dan’s head it’s own zip code.
Monkey Held@MonkeyHeld19 May 2023
This dude also shilled blockfi. Do your own research, etc, etc.
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This dude also shilled blockfi. Do your own research, etc, etc.
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Anybody that listened to @danheld’s advice about buying and holding bitcoin over the last few years has lost their funds to @BlockFi’s bankruptcy. “How to become a good bitcoiner” lol
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bUt he’S dOnE sO mUcH fOr #biTcOiN
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That massive dome will finally be put to good use
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