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Haha! 😅
Strength of DK diplomacy proven - right there 👇
Trump says NATO was "nice enough to give us Greenland. We got Greenland."
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Greenland is an autonomous territory of the Kingdom of Denmark and is not owned by the United States. A September 2026 security agreement expands US military access but reaffirms Danish sovereignty and Greenlanders' self-determination.
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I say one thing about biolabs in Ukraine and my impressions disappear. makes sense. actually I think they are great!
that one hour is for crying and sleep
here we go. its Monday folks you know what that means- nothing but peace and high prospects.
Waking up and seeing grown adults unironically reporting on the cleveland browns made me laugh so hard I almost spit out my coffee.
thank you for this
Replying to @cmsinvests
THE CRASH IS PRICED IN. THE NO-CRASH IS PRICED IN. ME REALIZING BOTH ARE PRICED IN WAS PRICED IN BEFORE I REALIZED IT.
I’VE HEDGED AGAINST MY HEDGE AND NOW I OWE MYSELF MONEY.
JUST OPEN THE FUCKING CASINO 😭
this guy calls himself a modern templar but cant figure out the subway app. just ask mom for more chicken nuggies, bro.













