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Adult star Mia Malkova reveals what happened when she finally hooked up with her childhood celebrity, RYAN REYNOLDS: “When was the first time a famous celebrity left you seriously disappointed in bed?” “I won’t reveal his name, but there was this huge Hollywood actor I was completely obsessed with growing up. I used to masturbate to him for years!” “WAIT… A HOLLYWOOD ACTOR YOU HAD A CRUSH ON SINCE HIGH SCHOOL?!” “YES! He was easily one of my top 5 celebrity crushes! One day, I noticed he had followed my verified Twitter account. We started chatting in the DMs, and eventually, he invited me over to hook up!” “WHAT HAPPENED WHEN YOU FINALLY GOT HIM INTO BED?!” “He was so shy and nervous around me that he literally couldn’t get it up! Nothing happened!” “HE COULDN’T PERFORM WITH MIA MALKOVA?!” “NO! He was completely exhausted and overwhelmed by performance anxiety! Guys consume so much hardcore content that when they finally get the chance to sleep with an adult star, they panic because they think they have to perform like a 12-inch machine!” “DID HE AT LEAST TRY AGAIN THE NEXT MORNING?!” “I stayed over, and we actually had a great time talking. But he was so embarrassed about what happened that he eventually ghosted me. I never heard from him again! His ego just couldn’t handle facing me after that!” 😭💀

Violet Myers reveals that some male performers have caught REAL FEELINGS for her after filming intimate scenes together. 😳👀 She explained that spending hours together on set and building intense chemistry sometimes makes co-stars forget it’s just work, with some getting emotionally attached and struggling to accept rejection. “ I have definitely had guys get rejected… You know they are definitely in their feelings.” 😭

Violet Myers goes on to tell Kazumi that she REGRETS entering the adult industry when she did 😳. She says she could’ve become an 0F girl like Sophie Rain without needing to show her pu$$¥, while building a career as an influencer and adult actress 👀. Meanwhile, Kazumi revealed that even though she started 0F before fully entering the industry, she still felt the urge to get fully n@k£d for people to see. “I just compulsively needed people to see my pu$$¥” 😭

Adult star Kay Lovely reveals the wildest aftermath of her first off-camera gangbang on Plug Talk: “Did you ever have a gangbang in your personal life before entering the adult industry?” “Yes! Back in Missouri, my friend and I met four European guys at a club and invited them back to my house for an afterparty.” “Wait, all four guys ended up in your bedroom?!” “They all squeezed into my king-sized bed! Each guy took his turn in doggy style, and they all finished inside me without using condoms.” “NONE OF THEM USED A CONDOM?!” “Not a single one! I was basically their little communal plaything for the entire night.” “Were you at least on birth control?!” “Honestly, I don’t think I was! The next morning, we all piled into the car together and drove to CVS.” “All four guys went to CVS with you?!” “Yes! They all pulled out their phones and Cash Apped me their share of the money so I could buy Plan B. People think gangbangs are some wild taboo fantasy, but the reality is that the next morning, you’re splitting the cost of emergency contraception with four guys like a restaurant bill.”

Former adult performer Samantha Browne recounts the horrifying experience behind her first anal scene on Anything Goes with James English: “What actually happened on set during that first scene?” “I was only 19 years old, and it was so painful that the guy literally choked me until I passed out.” “He choked you unconscious on camera?!” “Yes. I passed out on set, meaning he was essentially penetrating someone who was unconscious. I don’t know how long I was out, but when I regained consciousness, I was completely disoriented.” “Did the production stop?” “No, you can’t stop. You just carry on with the scene. And the most disturbing part is that afterwards, I actually grabbed him and thanked him for choking me unconscious. My mind had been so broken down that I saw someone who had knocked me out to escape the pain as my savior.”

Mitch Jones is left COMPLETELY BROKE in World of Warcraft as he watches someone else scoop up all the valuable loot while he’s sitting there with absolutely NO GEAR on. 😭💀 Things get even worse as Mitch realizes he’s being left with nothing while everyone else benefits from the drops. He eventually loses his patience and starts raging over the ridiculous situation, unable to believe he’s getting robbed of all the loot right in front of him. 😂

Mitch Jones comes within INCHES of losing his character in World of Warcraft after a terrifying encounter with a yeti leaves him desperately fighting for survival. With his health dropping dangerously low and death looking inevitable, Mitch starts BEGGING for someone to come save him before it’s too late. What started as a normal encounter quickly turns into a full-blown panic as he’s left just one hit away from dying. 😭💀

Mitch Jones gets officially crowned the FIRST DEATH of the WoW Forever event, and the table wastes no time turning his embarrassing elimination into his biggest achievement. 😭💀 Instead of celebrating him for surviving, the group makes his early death his new claim to fame, giving Mitch a title nobody would ever want to earn. His reputation at the event might never recover from this one. 😂