Screenwriter, comedian, & co-host of Finish My Story podcast @FinishStoryCast. https://xitter.cf/t.co/YHVXUWcI2t
Los Angeles, CA
Joined April 2012
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It's ever important that on today, Yom Kippur, we atone for our comparisons of Clayton Kershaw to Sandy Koufax. #Dodgers #KershawPaysForParking
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2016: Donald Trump loves Huey Lewis and the News youtu.be/rvjGkdWRdN
2018: Trump DEFINITELY hates the news, but what about Huey Lewis?
Baseball fans who predicted an elongated World Series "hangover" for the @Cubs this year look especially smart considering Chicago has spent all season chasing @Brewers. #MLB #BaseballsGotHops #WhatTheKruk
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I always assumed Sting derived his name from "Police stings" but it turns out he used to regularly dress in black and yellow and my entire life has been a lie. #StingStings #DontStandSoCloseToBee
#Annihilation is "Stalker (1979)" for the new generation: gorgeous & smart at first, only for it to stick with you long after the credits like a-- well... a stalker. Please see it in the theater (if you can).
Life is like a pop quiz: shit just springs up on you, there's no real self-prep for these moments, and hopefully what you DO know will keep you from failing completely.
My high school wasn't big on pop quizzes.
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It’s Valentines Day! And Love, actually is all around us! Listen to our new episode where we tell a romantic Comedy story with a meet-cute and the worst accents the guys can do. You’ll laugh your little wings off.
#finishmystory #podcast #valentinesday #loveactually #disneyworld – at Los Angeles, CA
Look man, I love tuna salad as much as the next guy, but please do NOT unleash your Costco-rationed leftovers in the subway.
Why isn't Jan de Bont working anymore AND DON'T SAY "SPEED 2" OR "THE HAUNTING" OR "TOMB RAIDER 2" ok fair point...
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Don't ask me why I think this because there's absolutely no evidence supporting it, but guys... I don't think Baby Boomers like Millennials.
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Star Wars fans: "You're killing off too many of our favorite characters!"
Disney: "Hold my beer." *Hires Weiss & Benioff*