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This man is...
A. Bowling.
B. Sucking out the inside of a watermelon.
C. Blowing up a balloon.
D. Rethinking the life choices that led him to this moment.
#cmbmomentum18
"Hmmmmm, this new concept called fun sounds interesting, let's do a trial run on that when we're back. Can we have our talent put some in one break per hour and see how it goes?"
-Every PD at #cmbmomentum18
Just tape a picture of Hermione over the face. You should be good.
Is it bad form to roll into #cmbmomentum18 with my #minniemouse suitcase? #AskingForAFriend #polkadots @MomentumProTips
As the great, and still completely relevant, Dan Patrick once said, "You can't stop Momentum Pro Tips you can only hope to contain them."
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Glad you asked Jerry. You'll need,
1. Comfortable shoes - To quickly avoid that label rep that's been pestering you about an add.
2. Notebook - To doodle in so people think you're actually taking notes.
3. Dark sunglasses - To look down at name tags without getting caught.
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Is that the new Casting Crowns jam about denominationalism? And why is your Uber driver charging you to play music?
My Uber driver had “In Tha Club” from 50 Cent playing when I got in. So basically, #CMBMomentum18 is off to a good start.
Pro Tip 517: Feel free to speak your mind on Twitter through the entire #cmbmomentum2018 week festivities. A recent study shows that only 12% of CMB even knows how to tweet and believe a "hashtag" is a dangerous game college students play in the dorm.
Since neither he nor his pseudonym are tweeting this year it's the least he could do. xitter.cf/TereseMain/status/9058…
New #cmbmomentum17 game. Next time someone mentions #Irma pretend you don't know what they are talking about.
You'll know them because they will be the ones not comparing everything this year to Disney. Welcome! xitter.cf/CMBonline/status/90552…
We have 155 first timers at Momentum this year!! Wow!! Let's make them feel welcome :) #cmbmomentum17
ProTip 318: To get into the #cmbmomentum17 mood play CCM favs "Eye of the Storm", "Praise You in the Storm", & "Rock You Like a Hurricane".
Dear #CMBMomentum16, well done. Im genuinely proud of what this industry does, and the incredible folks who do it. #isnarkbecauseicare
Just now realizing how much modern music is missing female harmonies. Please dont miss this one #CMBMomentum16. The New Respects are legit.
Ladies and gents of #CMBMomentum16, the controversy section of his wiki is three times as long as any other, please welcome, Mark Driscoll!