Victoria Argent.

❝Isn't it obvious? I'm killing you.❞ ⊰ Mama Argent. ⊱ — New to the character. — Canon/AU. — Descriptive. — #Conspicuous.

Now Melissa's on my "to kill" list, too. I'm just going to wipe out all of the McCall's. Problem solved.

That makes two of us. xitter.cf/lacrossedlycan/status/…

She learned that from her momma. xitter.cf/stolehisgirl/status/80…

{Sees @LacrossedLycan in antlers.} It's hunting season.

/Please/. I looked up from hell & saw you shaking in your boots every time he spoke to you. xitter.cf/lacrossedlycan/status/…

I wouldn't be so rude to the woman who gave birth to the love of your life.......... and has a garage full of weapons waiting to kill you. xitter.cf/lacrossedlycan/status/…

No son-in-law of mine will ever be a werewolf. What about your friend? Stiles, is it? He's human. I need to speak with Allison. xitter.cf/lacrossedlycan/status/…

Hah. /Marrying her/ is out of the question. Have you even hit puberty yet? xitter.cf/lacrossedlycan/status/…

My work here is done, @StoleHisGirl.

What about that werewolf demon that's going to kill her before its even born? xitter.cf/lacrossedlycan/status/…

What? Is my daughter suddenly not enough to make you happy? xitter.cf/lacrossedlycan/status/…

Keep talking, & I'll make it four, @StoleHisGirl.

|| I need a moment to recover.

|| GAHHHHHHH, LMAO!

Is your life really so unimportant to you that you'd rather die than remain a virgin & live, @StoleHisGirl?

You rang? xitter.cf/lacrossedlycan/status/…

That's why you were the only friend of hers that I could tolerate. xitter.cf/overatext/status/79715…

Knock, knock.

Because I will /see/ you, @StoleHisGirl. Momma sees e v e r y t h i n g.

....................................................... She wouldn't, @StoleHisGirl. She knows I'm not opposed to grounding her for life.