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2 - *sings Jingle Bells*
Why Jingle go away? Come back Jingle! Where Jingle go?
Me - Jingle will be back soon, few more months. 🎶
My Dad, who is the worst and I spent 15yrs avoiding, texts me, for the first time in years to say;
He had a heart attack, is home now, is fine, no need to worry.
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2 votes • Final resultsI've lowered my air quality expectations so much that this morning I thought "oh good, this is better". AQI - 300
B went from 2 -> 4 in Citizenship. I was super proud before she reminded me the 2 was because "hehe, sometimes I stabbed my friends with pencils... just sometimes".
Well at least it has stopped.
I have to get ready to go to Easter dinner. Tell Aunt E we're going to be late. I want to stay like this forever. #babysnuggle #naptime
Made a friend in the office. He was banging his head against a window while I banged mine on my desk. (He's now free outside)
What kind of bee is this?
2: Hazel is like Beauford. Hazel dog. Beauford sleeping
Me: Beauford died, Bud. He not sleeping
2: Beauford wake up?
Me: 😫
Me: asks 6 to right side her laundry so I can fold it
6: This is NOT my responsibility! YOU chose to have kids. YOU DO IT!!!! AHHHHH!!!!
*TW: baby growing up*
At school tonight. I ask if 8 can show me her art in her classroom. Expecting her to light up, sprint there, pride on her face. We'd share a moment and I'd tell her proud I am.
Actuality: UGH! I just want to see my FRIENDS!
What is this... 😫
My employer published an updated org chart of global business leaders, for next year. 57 names on this chart.
5 women.
0 people with dark skin. (~3 ppl who might identify as a person of color)
WE'RE WATCHING. DO BETTER. #WomensMonth






