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prison psychologist, writer, dog owner, witch. true crime in real time, stellar but ignored analysis. don't tell me what it feels like to be punched.

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Joined September 2008
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lol it ruined my life for two decades
For stoners who have been smoking weed for most of their adult lives, have you noticed any long-term effects showing up as you get older? Anything bothering you physically or mentally?
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Today in prison, they have donuts behind the control center desk that they are handing out only to employees that are veterans. The fact that you can't have a donut if you're not a veteran is clearly part of it.
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There are 34 veterans on staff which I know because they sent out an email, so all the donuts are accounted for. How much do you dare me to ask for a donut
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can't stop talking about YOU CAN SEE EVERYTHING to my coworkers who are cinematic idiots and cannot appreciate such things
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sorry I snapped retweeted
I really don't think you are ready for this doc
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I'm so excited to go see YOU CAN SEE EVERYTHING tonight oh boy oh boy oh boy
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has anyone ever said this to you: "You don't like anything that other people like." I've been bothered by this for 20 years and I can confidently say that this is absolutely wrong. A things popularity is truly never a factor in whether I like something or think it's good art.
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If mass commercial success often correlates with me not liking it, well. maybe that's just because a Marvel movie that is designed to hit on all cylinders is going to miss my idiosyncratic tastes. It's not BECAUSE they are popular that I don't like them. FOR GOD'S SAKE.
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Thanks for listening.
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Saw a bumper sticker that said Make Atwood Fiction Again which at first I thought meant she should stop tweeting which I thought was funny but now I think she means we're living in The Hamaid's Tale which is stupid
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You know how I know this isn't the handmaids tale? Because you have total freedom to drive a car covered in stupid political ideology stickers
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I want to be clear that I saw this sticker on my way to cast my straight Democrat ticket, im not a total asshole
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Harry Potter adults, Taylor Swift and falling asleep to reruns of Friends: the terrible taste trifecta
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Here's a weird thing about being a woman working in a prison with my office literally inside the sex offender unit: I walk around and all the inmates revere me like a precious stone. That's a unique thing to experience every day. it's not bad!
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out in the real world people aren't rushing to open doors for me or clamoring for a chance to say something goofy about the weather and its not as good
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I think it was Kevin bacon I heard say on a talk show that he tried out walking around in the world disguised as not Kevin bacon and he said it was a shitty day of being ignored and he hated it
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