Joined September 2010
One day a florist went to a barber for a haircut. After the cut, he asked about his bill, and the barber replied, “I cannot accept money from you, I'm doing community service this week”. The florist was pleased and left the shop. When the barber went to open his shop the next morning, there was a ‘thank you' card and a dozen roses waiting for him at his door. Later, a cop comes in for a haircut, and when he tries to pay his bill, the barber again replied, “I cannot accept money from you, I'm doing community service this week.” The cop was happy and left the shop. The next morning when the barber went to open up, there was a 'thank you' card and a dozen doughnuts waiting for him at his door. Then a Member of Congress came in for a haircut, and when he went to pay his bill, the barber again replied, “I cannot accept money from. you. I'm doing community service this week”. The Member of Congress was very happy and left the shop. The next morning, when the barber went to open up, there were a dozen Members of Congress lined up waiting for a free haircut. And that, my friends, illustrates the fundamental difference between the citizens of our country and the politicians who run it.
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There’s a strong inverse correlation between vaccination rates and death rates by state. #vaccination #covid
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'Stop giving power to people who don't believe in science.' — Actor Harrison Ford is warning us to address the climate crisis before it's too late
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San Jose Mineta Airport just opened brand new gates. What an uninspired DUMP!Another government-produced embarrassment. @FlySJC @SouthwestAir
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Planning my trip to Milwaukee- staying at The Pfister. Here's a perk for friends and family: flip.to/r/7Y-4ky @PfisterHotel
Saddened to hear that @Starbucks is discontinuing Cascara Latte. – at San Jose, CA
Sure wish San Jose Mineta airport would mop their mensrooms more often. The floors are disgusting. @FlySJC #PissPuddle
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Book your parking now and save time and hassle at the airport. bit.ly/1ql8ZtI
11am local time, 5/8/16: When Germany's renewable energy reached 90% of the country's total electricity demand thkpr.gs/3776629
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Retweet to congratulate @RJ51Photos on his @BaseballHall election and you could win a #RJ51HOF autographed baseball!
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Pls provide e-mail/postal mail where I can send a complaint about #microcell tech support. I've been down for 2 mos! @ATTCustomerCare @Att
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#SurfacePro3 looks and feels great. Disappointed that #Skype and #OneDrive storage not included like previous models. #Microsoft $MSFT
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New chicken greek salad is YUMMY!@chasefield @Dbacks #godbacks
Don't like new, wide and high backstop @ChaseField. Too obtrusive. #Dbacks