Say goodbye to Uniswap as you know it. The Senate's new CLARITY Act is a direct hit on DeFi, engineered to protect the banks. They are outright banning passive stablecoin yield. Banks are terrified lawmakers with projections of a $6.6 trillion deposit flight to crypto, so Washington stepped in to kill your yield and protect the legacy system. Even worse, the bill aims to classify anyone running a DeFi front-end as a financial intermediary. Just hosting a web interface for a smart contract will suddenly require bank-level AML compliance and audits. They are rushing to force this through by May before the midterm elections make the bill politically radioactive. But there is a massive blind spot in their plan. They can regulate web domains and target companies, but they cannot ban math. Decentralized smart contracts live on-chain. Real developers will keep building the permissionless solutions the market demands, and DeFi will simply route around the damage.