@Modmuffin

~Life's a joke so just laugh ~ Freelance word manipulator ~ Don't let facts get in the way of a good joke ~ RIP Guvfather x Northern Soul will never die✊ KTF🏴

 BS3 South of the River Bristol
Joined May 2013
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She looks like she's nodding one back to the keeper
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When you're trying to get the height right in the passport photo booth in ASDA.
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Missed this by about 5 years, would've been all over it.
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Has Iceland got a sale on as I've just seen Kerry Katona's prawn ring again...
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Tears of a Clown@Modmuffin9 Aug 2024
Me in bed at 3am after getting cramp in my calf.
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Bristol City FC
@BristolCity12 Dec 2019
Guernsey FC midfielder Alex Scott is to join #BristolCity following a trial with the Robins. More: 👇

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Fawlty Transfers
Nik Boyle
@NikBoyleSep 29
This absolutely wins hands down
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If only the BBC removed paedophiles from their organisation as quickly as they remove inappropriate historical content from the iplayer...
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Me when I see a holiday picture posted by Maya Jama.
Concerned Citizen
@BGatesIsaPyschoSep 20
This Ritual is performed by Men, yes Men, who are auditioning for a new Wife, by showing off their Teeth & Dress
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I.D followed by Football Factory, all the rest are shite.
talkSPORT
@talkSPORTSep 16
What is the GREATEST Football Hooligan Film EVER? 🤔
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Tears of a Clown retweeted
TPH@TPH141190Sep 15
Granny Pacquaio
LIVE & BREATHE BOXING@LNBBoxingSep 14
Grandma understood the assignment. Stay ready
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This is a pretty decent shout tbf. Plus a future deterrent for other wrong uns.
Mark 2.0@Hazzy2_0Sep 16
Gov sent emergency alerts to millions of phones telling us not to have a bbq in the woods when suns out, that should have been used to alert any phone within a 10mile radius of the nearest mast this lad went missing from soon as it was reported!
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"If you want the rainbow, you've gotta put up with the rain — do you know which philosopher said that? Dolly Parton. And people say she's just a big pair of tits." - D Brent 13.8.2001 RIP Dolly.
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Erling Haaland has gone from looking like a woman to looking like a teenage boy. He can expect Philip Schofield to be sliding into his DMs very soon...
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When nan and grandad are babysitting.
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Born into the City family, times i wish i wasn't but it's a life sentence and I'm not looking for parole. CTID
Bristol City FC
@BristolCityAug 14
On the eve of the 2026/27 season, we would like to thank our fans for their support and commitment to Bristol City. ❤️

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RIP GOAT x
Zak 🇪🇸
@ZG1999_Aug 13
Reminiscing about Sean Lock today
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Replying to @Modmuffin @Section_82 @BCFC_Supporters
@3PIAPC @RobinNestBCFC
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The Hundred.
England's Barmy Army 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🎺
@TheBarmyArmyAug 5
What is the weirdest thing about cricket?
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The victim was 300 feet away at the time of assault.
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@ZEER0HOURAug 3
Morgan Reeves was charged with assault after biting someone.
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Harry Vamguire
Sky News
@SkyNewsAug 3
A man who put deer heads and slaughtered lambs with inverted crosses at churches in the New Forest has been detained under the Mental Health Act Warning: Some readers may find content in this article distressing trib.al/ITNB8D0

Vampire fan given hospital order after putting animal body parts in churches

Benjamin Lewis previously admitted five counts of religiously aggravated harassment and two counts of theft of lambs between February and August 2025.

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