In my 1st year on YouTube I made $22.50 Year 2 was $24,000 Year 3 I started saying “please like & subscribe” taking my earnings to $2M per month. Year 4 I diversified. Sponsors, child sweat shops for merch, crypto pump and dumps. I made $6000B and have the same GDP as Germany

My experience with Dream.. He invited me to his Minecraft SMP with TommyInnit, Tubbo, PedoYT & Kidsy. I went to build a cool little wood cabin using a mixture of oak and birchwood planks that aesthetically clashed. Dream hated it and called me a stupid fucking retard 163 times

So excited to have landed a copy of this early 🙏 first impressions video out soon!

Know your audience

I hate communism

Just dropped $250,000 on a rebrand and the marketing company did this? Before After

Elon Musk: men can’t get pregnant Also Elon Musk:

RIP to my late Grandad ❤️😔

I never thought playing video games would pay for an around the world trip with my friends ❤️

Congratulations to Logan Paul on the birth of his new baby girl ❤️ Apparently she’s already working at a Prime factory in Ethiopia eating a diet of solely Lunchly packs

At least he gave me a chance

Wait am I getting this right? - DrDisrespect admits to messaging a minor inappropriately - Gets cancelled - DrD says it was a test to bait reactions - People request the messages be released for clarity - DrD says no this isn’t the 2nd grade Hahahaha wtf PR strategy is this 😂

Scrolling Twitter in 2024: Streamer trauma dumping Naked girl Elon Musk fishing for likes Over the top right/left wing political post Beheading Wholesome meme Pedo being beaten up by guys on roids An ad A post by someone you like and follow

My video killing MrBeast is on trending lmao

Papa Peli isn’t a nickname anymore ❤️🥰 Jk I found this poor baby abandoned in a stroller next to some woman at a cafe

My MrBeast Story 🤘😔🤘 I was in LA and Jimmy invited me around for some food. I walk in and we eat together, We talk about YouTube analytics for 6 hours and then I pass out. I wake up strapped to the front of a Cybertruck. Think Mad Max. The online personality has drugged me and says I’m lucky enough to feature in one of his philanthropy videos. He starts shoving feastables in my mouth while the popular WW2 German marching song Erika plays in the back ground. He says I’m allowed off the truck if I give him my underwear. I say no way pal and he gets mad and says not to mess with his content. He pulls out a syringe and begins draining my blood and then squirts it directly into his mouth while members of the YouTube team dance around me. I beg for him to cut me down but then the dancing stops and out walks Ava Kris Tyson. Jimmy says it’s time for me to become a little feastable as he cackles while holding his phone rapidly refreshing his YouTube analytics, I say to Ava Kris Tyson “I’m not a kid I’m a grown man, I just have great skin because I moisturise and drink water”, Jimmy says “Wow I agree you do have great skin”. Everyone claps and cheers on my great smooth skin. They let me go. I turn around to get one last look at the gulag and there’s Karl Jacobs. He staples a cease and desist letter onto my forehead while saying “bruh”. This is my truth

5 tips on being a YouTuber ☺️ 1. Be original 2. A good microphone is essential 3. Enjoy the process 4. Don’t sext children 5. Don’t sext children

I hate it when I accidentally call my gf Vladimir Putin in bed

LA is wet @TGGonYT @DarkViperAU