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The Royalty-Free Tenenbaums #BudgetMovies @midnight

Suddenly loud in Boston #SuperBowl

@ValZwald I don't quite understand the site myself (or care), but it does seem like there should be a "My kids know I'm awesome!" factor.

@ValZwald Does that factor into your Klout score?

Hope the Pope starts to feel better, but I fear he'll come back to preside over a new, lazier mass at 10PM.

The Pope's regeneration is set for Feb 28. Will he finally be ginger? I guess Steven Moffat will have the final say.

Can't view any items on @Etsy because of a @Facebook error? Makes sense.

Damn, @GrubHub knows how I'm eating my dinner tonight. SORRY DELIVERY GUY. twitpic.com/bmmrk7

God, Jerry Mandering sounds like such a dick.

Steel-cut oat cookies. Surprisingly successful, surprisingly delicious.

Accidentally applied to a staffing agency yesterday. Fuck me. #callscallscallscalls

Watching the Office. Hog Maw does NOT have a rib in it, or any bones for that matter. It is, however, incredibly delicious. #office