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👱♂️✨ He Didn’t Pray to Be Blonde
He didn’t fast.
He didn’t beg.
He just prayed for his inner beauty to shine.
And it turns out…
his inner beauty is a blonde rock god.
The crowd gets it. They cheer.
Because we all want to believe our glow is waiting inside.
Then the song hits:
🎶 "Don’t let them clip your wings…"
🎧 The Only Way to Win in L.A.
Streaming now.
Link in bio.
Let the glam be gospel.
👱♀️ Real Blondes Don’t Crack.
💣 From the world of Don’t Smoke Government Weed.
🧠 Being blonde is surreal.
👁️ Reality bends a little.
🔗 Links in bio.
#VeganVampires #RealBlondesDontCrack #DontSmokeGovernmentWeed #Reels #IndieRock
💣 Don’t Smoke Government Weed.
👱♀️ Real Blondes Don’t Crack — new single out today.
🧠 Beauty is dangerous.
👁️ Especially when they know the truth.
🎸 Stream now everywhere.
🔗 Links in bio.
👇 Real blondes already know.
#VeganVampires #DontSmokeGovernmentWeed #RealBlondesDontCrack #Reels #IndieRock
👟 “Momma always said… don’t smoke government weed.”
Don’t smoke the government weed
It’s a time bomb meant to steal your dreams
…yeah Momma, now I get it. 🧠 Stay sharp. Stay awake.
London, still awake? 🇬🇧
Paris, on est là? 🇫🇷
Rome, ancora svegli? 🇮🇹
From the East Coast… we see you.
🎧 Don’t Smoke Government Weed
🔥 streaming everywhere
#London #Paris #Rome #UKMusic #EUmusic #IndieRock #PsychedelicVibes #NewMusic #VeganVampires #WakeUp
I Got a Call From the Future… You’re Gonna Like This.
hear me…
I’m calling from the future
I’ve seen what you’re gonna lose
if you don’t learn to breathe…
if you don’t let go of the shiny things 👁️
it sounds like fantasy—
but it’s everything we ever dreamed
or everything we let slip away
this day is blue
I’m falling in and out of you…
🎸 This Day Is Blue
🔥 “You’re Gonna Love Me”
👁️ “Don’t Smoke Government Weed”
streaming everywhere
#VeganVampires #ThisDayIsBlue #NewMusic #IndieRock #ReelsMusic #TimeTraveler #AltRock #RocknRoll
I’m Calling From the Future.
hear me… 👁️
I’ve seen what you’re gonna lose
if you don’t learn to breathe 🌬️
if you don’t let go of the shiny things 💍
it sounds like fantasy—
but it’s everything we ever dreamed ✨
or everything we let slip away…
💙 this day is blue
I’m falling in and out of you…
🎸 This Day Is Blue
🔥 “You’re Gonna Love Me”
👁️ “Don’t Smoke Government Weed”
streaming everywhere
#VeganVampires #ThisDayIsBlue #NewMusic #IndieRock #ReelsMusic #TimeTraveler #AltRock #RocknRoll
Don’t Smoke Government Weed.
thought it was just weed…
just something to take the edge off 😶🌫️
but then the dreams stopped.
nothing.
no visions.
no signal.
so I quit…
and now?
dreams are back.
loud. vivid. alive. 🚀
coincidence… or something else? 👁️
🔥 Don’t Smoke Government Weed
streaming everywhere
I Quit Government Weed… My Dreams Came Back.”
I used to think it was just weed…
just something to take the edge off 😶🌫️
but then I noticed something…
no dreams. nothing. just static.
so I stopped smoking the “G weed” a couple weeks ago…
and now?
dreams are back.
vivid. cinematic. loud.
ALL SYSTEMS ARE A GO 🚀
coincidence? maybe.
but it got us thinking…
so we wrote a song about it 👁️
“Don’t Smoke Government Weed”
streaming everywhere now 🎸🔥
👁️ “Who’s Really Pulling the Strings?”
Nobody in power moves without permission…
or so they say.
And while the world keeps raging on—
we do what we’ve always done…
🎸 we play.
“Brothers in arms I feel your pain…
Sister in harm’s way I call your name…”
This one’s coming soon.
A song for the ones still standing.
🔥 New music on the way
🎧 Current single: “You’re Gonna Love Me” — streaming everywhere
🧛♂️ Vegan Vampires
“They Hijacked History 😎”
All of history’s a lie, friends.
Laser weapons, sky blimps, Tartarian airships — you know the story.
They scrubbed the weird right out of the timeline.
But don’t worry.
We came back to fix it.
We’re here to save the weird — with loud guitars and louder hearts. ⚡️🎸
#TourToSaveTheWeird #VeganVampires #TartarianDreams #AltRock #IndieRock
🔥🩸 MUSHROOMS ONLY
We can joke about being California sober.
Mushrooms only.
Ketamine weekends.
Laugh it off if you want —
but everything’s burning down,
and ain’t nobody coming round to save it.
So we take it one day at a time.
Clear enough to see it.
Honest enough to say it.
🎶 “California Sober” — Vegan Vampires
⚡️ Quick word from Will Rock in the middle
🎧 Six new songs streaming exclusively
🦇 veganvampiresmusic.com
⏰“Time To Wake Up”
Don’t smoke the government weed —
it’s a time bomb,
meant to steal your dreams.
Yeah, I’m gonna run fast,
my heart’s on fire,
gotta fly through the night,
get out of here.
It’s time to wake up.
Don’t you agree?
⚡ GONNA RUN THRU THE NIGHT ⚡
Don’t smoke the government weed
It’s a time bomb
Meant to steal your dreams
Yeah I’m gonna run fast
My heart’s on fire
Gonna run thru the night
Get out of here
Wake up or stay asleep—your call.
We chose loud + alive.
🎥 clip from “Don’t Smoke The Government Weed”
🔥 TOUR TO SAVE THE WEIRD — COMING
⏰ Time To Wake Up 🌿
🎶 Don’t Smoke the Government Weed 🚬
Don’t smoke the government weed 🌫️
It’s a time bomb 💣
Meant to steal your dreams 💤
You can wake up 🌞
Or stay asleep 😴
Don’t smoke the government weed 🌿
Yeah I’m gonna run fast 🏃♂️
My heart’s on fire ❤️🔥
Gotta run, fly the night 🌌
Get out of here 🚀
It’s time to wake up ⏰
Don’t you agree? 👀
There are dark clouds to see ☁️
…if that’s what you’re looking for.
✨ Smooth groove. Heavy satire.
This isn’t just a song — it’s a warning.
🚫🌿 Don’t Smoke Government Weed 🌿🚫
I read an article that said the government is growing weed designed to make you lose your dreams.
Would our government do that? …You tell me. 👀
This is our satirical anthem “Don’t Smoke Government Weed” — a reminder to keep your mind clear, your heart wild, and your dreams alive.
🎸 Clip plays: chorus riff / lyric drop
✨ More at veganvampiresmusic.com
💙 This Day Is Blue – Dropping July 4
Monday hits different when you’re falling in and out of love before 9 AM in Atlanta’s glow.
It’s uptempo.
It’s moody.
It sticks.
Our new single This Day Is Blue by Vegan Vampires drops July 4.
📷Pre-save now: distrokid.com/hyperfollow/ve…
📷 Streaming now: California Sober, I’m a Free Man, Ash Fire Burned the House Down – link in bio.
Let the spiral begin. 📷 #ThisDayIsBlue #VeganVampires #AltPopEnergy #NewMusicComing #PreSaveNow #July4Drop #StreamingNow #MondayMood #AtlantaMusic #IndiePop
🔥 BREAKING: Ash Fire is back from a full makeover at THE AI LAB — and somehow even more ungovernable.
This time, he’s got an acoustic guitar and a haunting new glow.
🎙️ Live version of “I’m a Free Man (I Can Snort Cocaine on Thanksgiving)”
💥 5 new Vegan Vampires tracks streaming everywhere now
Link in bio 🧛♂️💽
#VeganVampires #AshFireLives #FreeMan #ThanksgivingBlowout #AltRock #IndieRock #AcousticVibes #AIReboot #CloneWithASoul #NewMusicNow #StreamingEverywhere #BandWithFangs #LiveMusicMagic
🧪🟢 PRE-SAVE 5 — THE CLONES HAVE FEELINGS TOO 🟢🧪
Five new singles land May 16
Slam Johnson—our green-haired horn player—opens up about life in the cloning center.
No pacifier. No comfort. Just a cold steel table and a whisper:
“You green-haired freak.”
That was the moment Slam knew—he wasn’t built for obedience.
He was built for soul.
And trumpet.
And revenge.
🎺 This clip features Slam’s moment + a taste of “Burnt Coffee in My Solo Cup.”
The past is weird. The music is real. The future is May 16.
—
The Night’s on Fire
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Burnt Coffee in My Solo Cup
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I’m a Free Man (I Can Snort Cocaine on Thanksgiving)
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I Love You Every Moment
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We’re All Made of Something Greater
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🦇 veganvampiresmusic.com
🎧 open.spotify.com/artist/0qln…
This is how freaks fight back. Pre-save all five.
🩸 PRE-SAVE 5 — "THE NIGHT’S ON FIRE" 🩸🔥
Five new singles drop May 16Thanksgiving in Santa Monica.
Wide-eyed cokeheads, dreams in the oven, and my jealous ex trying to torch my guitar in the firepit.
That’s when I wrote this song.“The Night’s on Fire” is one of five singles dropping May 16.
The countdown is real. The stories are personal. The music is lit.
Pre-save all five now. Don’t miss the spark.
The Night’s on Fire
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Burnt Coffee in My Solo Cup
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I’m a Free Man (I Can Snort Cocaine on Thanksgiving)
distrokid.com/hyperfollow/ve…
I Love You Every Moment
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We’re All Made of Something Greater
distrokid.com/hyperfollow/ve…🦇 veganvampiresmusic.com
🎧 open.spotify.com/artist/0qln… the fire. Pre-save now.4o
