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Durban, South Africa
Joined April 2014
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We unapologetically want a South Africa where black South Africans are the default identity and priority as an 80% majority. Everyone else in that 20% is an outlier and every institution must reflect that, the end.
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JAJAJAJA JAJAJAJA 😂😂🤭😂😂😂
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UAE threatening to cancel all their investments in UK over City? Just goes to show how this is not some Emirati businessman running a club, but state sponsored Entity tied directly to how they want the world to perceive them and will go to any lengths to cover their misdeeds.
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Lawyers on £400,000 a week couldn’t defend a single charge of 115 BUT fear not, mcscotty808 has “read the majority of the documents” and has found holes in the case! A lifeline here for Manchester City!
So I've read the majority of the 40 page documents and there's more holes in it than a second hand dart board the whole fucking thing is just a mess i fear this will drag on for another 2 years and will only end with a high court ruling in the meantime fans and players will be abused on a daily basis I'm still leaning towards just taking the punishment then we can move forward i appreciate not many feel this way
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Remember when the suspect showed up at the during the interview 😭🤣🤣🤣
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When they interview Maresca about the charges
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And it's free. 😂😂
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Clean job. Not an inch of meat on that skin.
Whenever you hear any man talking about a Wife, a future, A true woman, a mbokodo, his hope; this is what they mean...if you can't do this, sorry slay queen ndini
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Imagine how he feels. He could’ve met his soulmate sooner instead of wasting 6 years with you
i was in a relationship for almost 6 years.. we broke up & within a year of his new relationship, he proposed to her…. that shit makes me feel like i wasn’t worth shit.. i wasted years with somebody who knew i wasn’t the one. that shit mentally fucked me up..
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Thank you for this Thread Chris, Comrades we neeed to start exposing these fraudsss im tired man 💔😭.......... The Mayor. The Service Delivery
The Mayor The service delivery
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Boobs are overated
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Tom Hardy just dropped a collab album with CZARFACE, which consists of Inspectah Deck, 7L & Esoteric. Tom Hardy raps under the alias Frankie Pulitzer, and on “Mad Technology” with Method Man, he has the final verse and says: “You shit-for-brain no-name lame that bites like Cujo I’d rather masturbate to Kathy Bates than hear you flow.” 😭😭😭😭😭
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It's gonna be over a million in this country. Madness.
The classic Fiat Uno 1.6R came back as a true High-performance monster
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🚨 EXCLUSIVE: Manchester United closing in on deal to sign Carlos Baleba from Brighton & Hove Albion. #MUFC offer for 22yo Cameroon midfielder ~£60+5m; below #BHAFC valuation but amicable talks continue as all parties work to reach agreement @TheAthleticFC nytimes.com/athletic/7243081…
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The wildest conspiracy theory I believe is that George R R Martin based the Targaryens on Sisqo. Because what are the chances that you have a dragon-obsessed group of people who also happen to have platinum hair?? George ain’t slick. Give Sisqo his things.
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Proof that IDAC's case against General Khumalo and the Team was cooked by IDAC. Perumal and Johnson must explain who commissioned the statements. Adv Ramsamy and Mr Rapesu say bona abazi lutho
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I'd pose kanje and be happy too but immediately give it back the next day. Ngingafa nin kodwa ngikhunjuzwa.
She bought her husband a car 🎉 This girl is making money on Facebook 🙌🏽
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