I unretired from Twitter for this tweet just to say @Uber and @lyft are a complete rip off in Chicago and you will spend half the money here. ridecharge.com/Chicago. Thank me later. 30$ plus lately for my 2 mile commute. I’m good on all that bullshit. #Scam
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Hi I’m (the Mormon) Johnny Knoxville, do you have a moment to talk about our lord and savior? (via IG:dallin.wheatley)
Matt Karl retweeted
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@ChipotleTweets I just got charged 4 times for 1 delivery order and I can’t correct it on the app, this has happened twice now. I need this fixed immediately! 😡
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Matt Karl retweeted
Can you guess why all sport games are trash now? We fund them with our millions of microtransaction purchases. Madden, 2K, FIFA have all came down in quality over recent years, they don’t feel the need to put out a good product that sells like they used to anymore.
Matt Karl retweeted
Ok @FedEx our driver deserves a bonus! He realized it was our daughter's birthday & went to @DairyQueen to get her ice cream cupcakes. He said "I just wanted to do this because if we weren't in this situation, she'd be celebrating with friends." I'm not crying. You're crying! 😭
Matt Karl retweeted
You mean Danny Ainge who was a 3 sport first team all American(only person to ever do it). Drafted by the MLB and NBA and had multiple D1 college football scholarships, ranked a top 10 recruit. Same guy who won John Wooden Award.
