@Mjaytheee

You could be the cash, I'll be the rubber band🧍🏽‍♀️

Joined June 2022
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I’m excited tooooo. I hope it doesn’t go sour.😭😂
Dee the HR@_neeyahh3h
I’m anticipating @Mjaytheee convocation so bad.
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ϟ 𝑶𝒍𝒊 🌈@reinadelperoOct 19
yo en el trabajo tratando de recordarme que tener un empleo es una bendición mientras cuento los minutos hasta que pueda irme
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Wish I was in Dubai with my lover. Instead I’m in life camp on this god forsaken office chair that’s hurting my back. 😔
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Iremide@RxIremideOct 19
I pause movies at the slightest hint of embarrassment or tension. I need time to mentally prepare for what I’m about to witness before we proceed.
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Poor boy’s gonna pick two. 😔
Vampz
@Hybrid_Ola22h
Frustrated student of a popular private university calls out the management after locking a private restroom he and his 10 roommates renovated, while the school continues to ignore their request to install a lock on their room door 😭
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Jawadat@kiikksssss11h
Nigerians will rather blame healthcare workers for the bad health system, rather than the bad government. Some healthcare workers can be rude, but 90% of the failed healthcare care system is on the government.
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Chief Isiego@Isiego_Oct 18
Y’all hate lash and nail techs more than you hate fraudsters.
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I’m tired mehn.
Pan@pangrey123Oct 19
My schedule every day: I'm either at work going to work coming home from work sleeping for work getting ready for work or thinking about work
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@seguematheusOct 19
não vejo a hora de bater meu ponto sexta feira e ir pra casa descansar ( hoje é segunda feira )
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adys is an ENGINEER@adys_rabaOct 19
Baited and left confused
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@islamfgsOct 18
my wife has a female cousin that is the same age with her and has never been married. no children too. one time, i told my wife that if god calls her before me (god forbid), and our kids are not yet adult, i may marry her cousin. my wife did not say no to what i said. end.
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A raindrop in a flood, a pebble in an avalanche.
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Never ever kys queen 🫶🏽
Goddess 🎀@prn63ssOct 18
laid in bed all day yesterday, had no pleasure in doing anything n just cried every 5 mins but we’re so fucking back today #neverkillyourself #yolo #itbelikethatsometimes
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Big S. 🌸@Shwe____Oct 17
I really suck at being a woman of a few words. 😭
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My mum wants to put my picture on the small chops???
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Advice to my undergraduate youngins. Be conscious of your plagiarism and ai index from the start, so you’ll not have to worry about it again later.
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𝒫𝒶𝓅𝒾 👴🏾@thatbigalienOct 18
i think almost everyone suffered in 200 level
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That’s why I do what I do.
Assholery ♠️@Ace_NoHoodyOct 18
Please normalize bed rotting on Saturday and Sunday .. you work hard all week.
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FLEX⚔️
@j0esucksOct 17
idk man, but ts have been cracking me up 😭😭😭😭
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You people are too angry 🤣🤣🤣
ٍ@4pf_foreverOct 17
i miss “us” book flight dey go us na, wetin be my own?
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To use my money to go out tomorrow and touch grass or to use it for skincare consultation?
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