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🔔 WESTMINISTER POLL
LAB: 30% (+1)
RFM: 22% (-2)
CON: 20% (=)
GRN: 10% (+1)
LDM: 9% (=)
SNP: 3% (+1)
Via @OpiniumResearch, 21-23 Oct.
@electionmapsuk
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Just a reminder to all Reform UK members to put your clocks back to 1936 tonight.
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Farage got £1.5m for himself to eat a pig's penis on I'm a Celebrity.
Burnham went on Gogglebox to raise money and awareness of cancer.
If you really care, donate here: standuptocancer.org.uk/
‘Very wealthy man abandons country that gave him opportunity to make millions for fear of being asked to pay fractionally more tax to improve things for everyone’
Former Goldman Sachs boss flees Britain over rising tax burden just days before the Budget
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Never let it be said that Reform MPs are not working hard and spending their time on the issues that matter most.
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What a hero. A true hero. And just remember that reform and restore would want to deport this hero whilst they have achieved literally nothing
World-leading cardiac surgeon Asif Hasan was surrounded by the children who received the gift of life thanks to his unerring skills at the emotional climax of another memorable Pride of Britain ceremony. 🥹
Now 70 years old, Mr Hasan has just retired after 35 years of service at the Freeman Hospital in Newcastle upon Tyne, but just after receiving his Lifetime Achievement Award, he had an extra special surprise: a cast of patients who would not be alive without him. ❤️
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🚨 Who patrols Britain’s high streets, and who do they answer to?
The question is usually asked about the self-appointed anti-migrant “patrols” that have appeared in some towns, their members often dressed in black and masked by balaclavas, with no public mandate and no meaningful oversight. This piece is about something quieter and more official: a Reform-led council paying a private firm to patrol public space in response to concerns about asylum seekers.
For almost two centuries the main answer has been the police, a public service answerable, through law and elected oversight, to the public. In Essex, that answer is being rewritten. Since 14 September, private security guards hired by Reform-run Essex County Council have patrolled Braintree, Chelmsford and Colchester under the name Operation Vanguard (no relation to Merseyside Police’s operation of the same name). On a visit to Chelmsford on 15 October, Nigel Farage told the BBC he wanted the scheme “rolled out much more widely”.
Farage presents this as a rescue. The police, he claims, “do not fulfil the job, sadly, that they used to”, and Reform councils are right to start “filling that gap”. He has distanced himself from the masked groups: after the masked protests in Dover and Portsmouth in September, he said “Turning up in balaclavas is not the way to do it.” Vanguard is the version he does endorse. His claim about the police deserves testing against the evidence. It is also a policy proposal, and Essex is showing us what it looks like in practice.
The patrols are run by My Local Bobby, a private security firm founded in 2016 by former Metropolitan Police officers. It sells subscription “beats”, foot patrols paid for by residents or business districts, largely in affluent parts of London, and its guards are known as “Bobbies”. Its founder and chief executive, David McKelvey, a former Metropolitan Police detective chief inspector, is also chief operating officer of TM Eye, a linked firm that describes itself as the UK’s “leading private prosecutor”.
My Local Bobby’s latest accounts show its average number of employees rising from 80 to 140 in the year to November 2025. It is a growing business in a growing market. As a small company, it publishes no profit and loss account, so whether Vanguard makes it money cannot be seen from its public filings.
I first wrote about My Local Bobby in May 2018, when it announced plans to go nationwide after patrolling Belgravia, Mayfair and Kensington for subscribers paying up to £200 a month. McKelvey said then that the firm was taking things back to “Dixon of Dock Green-style policing”. I argued at the time that it amounted to a private police force for the “deserving” rich, while the “undeserving” poor could look out for themselves.
Eight years on, the model has changed shape. In Essex, the buyer is a council, the money is public, and the patrols were introduced in response to concerns about asylum seekers.
Essex gave it the Vanguard contract without competition. The official procurement notice records it as a “below threshold - without competition” award, worth £141,523.20 including VAT, and the council says a cabinet member decision “provided a waiver to enable a direct award”: its usual rules were set aside to hand the contract straight to one firm. It was signed on 11 September, three days before patrols began. There is no suggestion this was unlawful. But it meant a private firm was patrolling three town centres within months of Reform taking control of the county, with no competing bids.
The contract says the guards are there partly to “collect evidence if any incident occurs”, yet the only published report of their work records no figure for detentions and nothing on Wethersfield residents. Colchester’s crime and disorder committee has since asked how the firm was procured, and called for the local Community Safety Partnership to be properly involved before any extension.
Farage’s case rests on his claim that the police have “given up” on catching shoplifters. The BBC reported that Essex Police officers had secured more than 4,000 shop theft charges over the past year. In September, the force told Byline Times that all three centres “are safe places” with less crime than three years ago, and pointedly added that the most effective approach was a “joined-up” one with partners. The gap Vanguard was bought to fill was, by the council’s own launch report, one of feeling: the question, it said, was “not whether individual people represent a risk” but whether residents feared crime.
The national picture does not match Reform’s “Britain is broken” framing either. The Office for National Statistics bulletin published on 22 October found no statistically significant change in overall crime measured by the Crime Survey for England and Wales over the past year, and put it 14% lower than in 2017. Violence is 79% below its 1995 peak, and theft 77% below. Police recorded homicides, knife crime and firearms offences all fell in the year to June 2026, and recorded shoplifting fell 2% after a period of increases. Not everything is improving: fraud rose 11%, and the share of people who said they had experienced or witnessed antisocial behaviour rose from 36.7% to 41.4%. The ONS thinks most of that rise is genuine, though a change in how the question was asked inflated it.
Concern about antisocial behaviour is real. But it does not follow that the police have “given up”, still less that private patrols are the answer. Politicians who tell people Britain is broken, and certain news media that amplify that framing, help create the very fear that private patrols are then sold to soothe.
Then there is the distance between what residents were promised and what they got. The council’s guidance told the public the guards would have “no enforcement powers and no ability to arrest people”, and that they “cannot act on crimes themselves”. That wording was misleading. The guards have no special power of arrest, but like any member of the public they can make an arrest in the limited circumstances the law allows.
Just three days into the trial, two of them did exactly that, detaining two teenage girls suspected of shoplifting in Colchester and handcuffing them. Essex Police recorded two offences of assault without injury against the guards, raised concerns with the firm, and passed “learning” to it. The firm’s chief executive says his staff will keep detaining suspected offenders where justified. Across all the company’s beats, not Vanguard alone, he says they detain between 10 and 40 people a day, a figure that cannot be independently checked.
This is where privatisation stops being an abstraction. When a police officer handcuffs a teenager, a framework of accountability follows: codes of practice under the Police and Criminal Evidence Act, a statutory complaints system with independent oversight by the Independent Office for Police Conduct, misconduct procedures, a chief constable, and democratic oversight of the force by an elected police and crime commissioner. A private guard is subject to the criminal law, like anyone else, and needs a licence from the Security Industry Authority. But he is not subject to the statutory complaints and misconduct framework that governs police officers, and much of the day-to-day responsibility for supervising and disciplining him rests with his employer.
In Colchester, after police recorded two assaults, the Daily Gazette reports that the cases were closed under what Home Office counting rules call Outcome 20: “further action resulting from the crime report will be undertaken by another body or agency other than the police”. In practice, the “learning” went back to the firm. The council’s only published evaluation of Vanguard is a one-page report produced by that same firm and published by the council. It records activity: hours patrolled, reports filed and meetings attended. On the evidence published, it does not show whether crime fell or whether anyone feels safer.
These concerns are not confined to the scheme’s political opponents. When private patrols began spreading in Essex a decade ago, the county’s then police and crime commissioner, Nick Alston, warned they had “the potential to create a two-tier policing system”. The Police Federation has described private patrols as a “slow creep” towards exactly that, in which those who can pay get protection others cannot. The chairman of the Metropolitan Police Federation, while saying he would welcome extra patrols, was blunt about My Local Bobby’s staff: “They are NOT police officers and please do not ever kid yourself that they are.”
In 2019 the National Police Chiefs’ Council’s lead for local policing, Simon Cole, said such firms “should not replace or supplement policing”, and that intervening when a crime is committed is a job for properly trained officers. The police complaints watchdog has previously asked for powers to investigate private contractors carrying out police work. That proposal concerned contractors given police powers. Vanguard’s guards have none.
Criminologists have studied this for three decades. In 1996, David Bayley and Clifford Shearing described policing being “pluralised”, as private security moved into work once assumed to belong to the state. Ian Loader asked how plural policing could be governed democratically. Adam Crawford and Stuart Lister, studying private residential patrols, found that such patrols struggled to build the local knowledge and relationships that make policing work, and that the question of who oversees them remained unresolved.
One 2004 study of a British community with a commercial patrol, known in the literature as Merryville, found residents giving tacit support to guards targeting particular groups they saw as threats to their “mental comfort”. Set that beside a scheme whose founding report made fear of crime the test, and which the Daily Mail described as guards “hired to monitor asylum seekers”. The council says its guards would not know whether someone was an asylum seeker unless it was “self-declared or self-evident from the circumstances”. What circumstances? Asylum status cannot be seen. The wording leaves open who might be treated as suspicious, and on what basis.
Vanguard also matters because of where Reform wants to go nationally. The party has promised a “vast expansion” of stop and search, including “saturation policing”. It has promised a UK Deportation Command to “track down, detain and deport” people in the country illegally, which Reuters described as similar to America’s ICE. Reform’s home affairs spokesman, Zia Yusuf, insists it would not be the same, and says its officers would not be expected to carry weapons.
Vanguard is nothing like that agency: its guards have no immigration powers, and a council has no role in immigration enforcement. But it does establish a model: uniformed patrols in public space, delivered by a private contractor, introduced in response to concerns about asylum seekers, and supervised largely by their employer. Whether or not Essex is testing the water, it is showing what the water feels like.
None of this is new. Before 1829, London’s patchwork of policing included private thief-takers, paid by results and answerable to almost no one; the most notorious, Jonathan Wild, ran the thieves as well as catching them. The Metropolitan Police were created partly to end that arrangement, on the principle, attributed to Sir Robert Peel, that “the police are the public and the public are the police”. A public body, accountable to the public, patrolling public space.
The pressures on neighbourhood policing are real, and people are right to want visible patrols. But there are accountable ways to provide them. Colchester already employs neighbourhood wardens. One of its cabinet members, Martin Goss, said £50,000 could have funded a full-time council warden, with greater legal powers than Vanguard’s guards, for a year. Essex chose instead to pay a private firm, without competition, to address public anxiety through a scheme whose published evaluation does not show whether anyone is safer, or feels it.
Farage now wants that model “rolled out much more widely”. Before he does, voters might ask who those patrols answer to, how their effectiveness will be judged, and what safeguards apply when a private guard uses force.
🚨 Reform UK’s Operation Vanguard: an update
Last week I wrote that Nigel Farage’s claim that Operation Vanguard had been “a huge success” rested on anecdote (see below). Since then, more has come out, much of it from Essex Police and the council’s own documents.
First, the numbers. The Reform-led council’s only published evaluation is a one-page month one report written by My Local Bobby itself. It records 106 “significant incidents or interventions” in four weeks, including 33 antisocial behaviour interventions, 21 retail theft incidents and 12 safeguarding or welfare responses. (The BBC reported 172, from figures supplied by the council. That is exactly the 106 plus three of the report’s own subcategories, which suggests some incidents were counted twice.)
The report does not mention asylum seekers. The council says its guards would not know whether someone was an asylum seeker unless it was “self-declared or self-evident from the circumstances”. So a scheme launched over “groups of male migrants being bussed from the Wethersfield asylum accommodation” does not record whether Wethersfield’s residents feature in anything it deals with. Its performance measures are hours patrolled, reports filed and meetings attended. It records no figure for detentions or use of force, and nothing on whether anyone feels safer.
Second, an incident that stayed out of public view for over a month. The patrols are run by My Local Bobby, a London-based private security firm founded by former Metropolitan Police officers, which the council contracted without competition, for £141,523 including VAT.
On 17 September, three days after patrols began, two of its guards carried out a citizen’s arrest on two teenage girls suspected of shoplifting in Colchester High Street, and handcuffed them. Neither girl was injured.
Essex Police recorded shop theft offences, finalised according to the retailer’s wishes because all the property was recovered, and the girls were not charged. Police also recorded two offences of assault without injury against the two guards. They raised concerns with the firm about how the detentions were carried out, and passed on “learning”. The guards were not interviewed or charged. The Daily Gazette reports that police applied Outcome 20, under which further action falls to a body other than the police. The incident became public only on 20 October, when Labour councillor Tim Young raised it at a Colchester City Council committee meeting.
So offences were recorded on both sides, and nobody on either side was charged. Look at how each side has been described. Essex County Council’s deputy leader, Russell Quirk, told the meeting the girls “were deemed as criminals”, and called them “prolific shoplifters”, a claim for which, the BBC notes, no evidence was presented. The council, meanwhile, told the BBC that “no crime was committed by MLB operatives”. Teun van Dijk calls this the ideological square: emphasise the wrongdoing of “them”, play down the wrongdoing of “us”. Two teenagers become criminals. Two guards with recorded assault offences against them become blameless.
My Local Bobby’s chief executive, David McKelvey, largely rejects the criticism. He told the Gazette the firm does not accept that the detention was disproportionate, citing the recovered property and concerns that the girls might abscond, though he accepted “there were learning points regarding the technique used”. He says the firm has had no formal complaint about force or handcuffs in six years, and that the investigation was not prompted by the girls, the retailer or the public, but came from Essex Police. He adds that “the fact that no further police action resulted highlights this”.
It does not.
No one was charged, but police reviewed the incident, recorded two assaults against his staff, and closed them with a crime outcome. By his own account, no one had complained, and police recorded the offences anyway.
This raises a wider concern. Critics have long described firms like My Local Bobby, which sell subscription street patrols, as privatisation of policing by stealth. Vanguard brings that model onto public high streets, paid for by a council and awarded without competition. Residents were told the guards would have “no ability to arrest people” and “cannot act on crimes themselves”. That was never quite true: like any member of the public, they can make a citizen’s arrest. Within three days, two of them had done exactly that, and handcuffed two teenagers, and their employer says such detentions will continue.
A police officer who handcuffs a teenager answers to codes of practice, a statutory complaints system and an elected police and crime commissioner. Here, after police recorded two assaults, the “learning” went back to the guards’ own employer, which then publicly defended them, and whose own report to the council does not count detentions at all. Farage says the police “do not fulfil the job” and wants councils “filling that gap”. Colchester has shown what filling it looks like: patrols with a citizen’s powers, but without public accountability.
None of this should surprise anyone who read the council’s launch report, as Byline Times did in September. The report stated that the question was “not whether individual people represent a risk” but whether the arrivals created “a significant fear of crime”, and it relied on “anecdotal evidence” to show that they did. Essex Police said the three centres “are safe places” with less crime than three years ago. The council did not dispute that, replying: “Whatever others say, people are saying that they do not feel safe.”
The same report required the guards to be “visible without intruding upon anyone’s lawful activities”. Its Equality Impact Assessment warned that if publicity was badly handled, asylum seekers could feel targeted and become “vulnerable to attacks from other members of the public”. Reform politicians then promoted the scheme with talk of “illegal migrants”, from a cabinet member’s posts to Farage’s claim that Labour “dumped” them on Essex. Even the Daily Mail described the guards as “hired to monitor asylum seekers”, the very purpose the council promised Vanguard would not have.
Vanguard was sold as reassurance for residents, “particularly among women and girls”. Its first notable recorded incident ended with two teenage girls in handcuffs and police recording two assaults against the guards.
Four weeks later, Farage walked Chelmsford High Street with the patrols and called their work “a fantastic job”.
Really?
The threat the scheme was built around remains unmeasured, and police say the risk is low. What has been measured came from the patrols themselves.
A Reform-led council, with no power over asylum, bought the look of control from a private firm, and so far the most prominent documented result is two teenage girls in handcuffs and a recorded police outcome against the people it hired.
If this is the model Farage wants “rolled out much more widely”, voters should ask who these patrols are aimed at, what they cost and who profits, how effective they are, and who they answer to.
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Reform UK braces for Farage standards verdict over undeclared £5m gift
theguardian.com/politics/202…
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“Braces”.
He’s been tossing money around his constituency like a man who knows the verdict already.
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What is now even more fascinating is that Nadine has removed her post 'defending him'
Still receipts exist though 🤣
Now the question is has she removed
- because her identification of pics stitches him up given he denies anything happened
- instruction from Farage as he has totally failed to respond to the allegations
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Criminals recruiting children to damage Greater Manchester HMOs, police believe
Houses being targeted because they are thought to hold immigrants, with dozens of properties affected in recent weeks
theguardian.com/uk-news/2026…
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Is being as thick as fuck a prerequisite to become a Reform councillor? They all seem to meet it.
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🚨UPDATE: Tommy Robinson’s trial has been adjourned until Monday after critical new evidence delayed jury deliberations.
Jurors are now expected to begin considering their verdict next week.
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Westminster Voting Intention:
LAB: 26% (+5)
REF: 24% (-3)
CON: 22% (+1)
LDM: 11% (-1)
GRN: 8% (-2)
RES: 3% (NEW)
Seat Forecast (MRP):
LAB: 250 (+140)
REF: 147 (-146)
CON: 125 (+29)
LDM: 63 (-3)
SNP: 27 (-10)
GRN: 3 (-7)
via @Moreincommon_, 21 Aug-21 Sep
(Changes with 28 Jun)
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It’s essential that @ReformUKSam and @EssexPoliceUK provide full details of this including the crime number, the name of the other Reform UK councillor involved and whether the gunman is still at large.
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Reform UK failed to win a single County Council by-election yesterday.
The best part? @ReformUKSam and @russellquirk threw everything at a Town Council by-election, even saying it was neck and neck.
Here’s the result… Reform UK trounced.
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Hey gullible #MAGA idiots 👋
They're feeding you bullshit 👇

































