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*the more time you spend in your room as an adult directly correlates with a decrease in quality of life

For what is each day but a series of conflicts between the right way and the easy way.

“We don’t do it’s buts or maybes lad, we do absolutes.”

How on gods green earth do the pens do this to me every year?

They’re sharing a drink called Loneliness, but it’s better than drinking alone

Buddy busted his twig twice on a barn burner tonight eh