Caligula

These bitches really think I won’t shit on their heads and that needs to change

Let’s escape a fire with mama💖

Looking through the sadecki furniture tax receipts and records (don’t ask how I got that) and seeing a suspicious inflation of sales when the inventory does match those numbers🤔 I don’t know what’s happening here, but I’m going to figure it out.

Walter needs to be delt with, he’s antagonized me one to many times.

Do you ever look back at old photos of your mom and dad before the divorce💔

Shauna shipman is a perverted cannibal and I’m a genius parrot that can solve puzzles. Hmm. 🧐 🤔😒

Misty coaches me on harassment and exploitation, she says it’s a life skill that helped her survive, so if any of you need my services, call me.

I am mistynats actual offspring like really like actually, Natalie is a deadbeat and doesn’t call or write or even pay child support. #deadbeatdad #murdurermom

Misty left Lottie to take care of me for a few days and she gave me a 3 hour speech about how she knows trump is the antichrist and we’re all going to die soon.

Was going to play blackjack with Misty but she removed all of the queen of hearts cards from my deck #whatdatmean