27 ✨ idk what I’m doing here either

Joined October 2025
on my way to fucking GET YOU
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You can’t hobby your way out of needing human connection btw
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I think when you’re overstimulated you should appear kind of grayed out and no one should be able to interact with you like a locked character in a video game
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"y'all give oomf your phone number?" Oomf has my adress and sends me things
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when I say ‘chat’ it’s because i’m referring to the imaginary twitch chat that is constantly observing me not chatgpt
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To all my oomfs
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my body has enough fat stored to survive a fucking famine but the second i skip lunch my stomach starts acting like we’re in a humanitarian crisis. BRO USE THE RESERVES 😭
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how to become actual close friends with oomfs without feeling like ur being an annoying freak tutorial no glue no borax pls
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Mist retweeted
Gotta hand it to people born circa 1995 – 2005 for generally being the least insufferable age group there is
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Mist retweeted
*opens twitter* *tweets to nobody* *reposts everything* *closes twitter* *opens twitter*
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humans used to make gay sculptures carved from a piece of stone and you expect me to believe that I cant live without ai and huge data centers sponsored by useless billionaires
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if you live with someone with ADHD and they say "i'm putting this in a safe spot," take it out of their hands. that item is about to leave this dimension.
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Before I turn 28 tomorrow, does anyone want to fall deeply and madly in love with me?
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every time i make a joke that doesn't particularly land i get real scared that after all these years my friends will abandon me for one bad joke
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Mist retweeted
Just had my first thought. Honestly not a fan.
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Last person in the gc finally dropped a selfie and this has been a *HUMBLING* experience bc wdym I’ve been playing Stardew Valley with someone built like a Greek god??? Got fuckin Adonis over here carrying my useless ass in Fortnite 🧍‍♀️
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I’ve been left unattended with my friend’s baby for a few minutes, do you think they’d be mad if I started telling him about Homestuck?
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i’m so fucking sorry that my ass is so fat and i’m insanely hilarious and my heart is so full of love and light i’m so fucking sorry
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Mist retweeted
"you have already left kudos here" yeah my bad I want the author to bend me over and fuck me nasty style🙄
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