Allen MP Mark

There was never a chance you could get me to believe that I would despise a credit card company as much as I despise @CapitalOne . I know I am not the only one. I believe that signing up with them was similar, if not, extremely close to signing my soul over to Satan.

#MPsays I never knew a credit card company could be tired of having you as a customer. @CapitalOne is no longer interested in me as a customer. I've been enduring two months of trickery and BS from them. So much direct ignorance on their part. I'm getting it. Message received.

Got to love @CapitalOne. They will award you with a new credit card. Then attach a closed account to your profile that never belonged to you and tell you that they are not able to detach it.

#MPsays Check out this blog post. lifeplayedforward.com/lie-to… I challenge you to be honest in the end.

Damn, @ShondaRhimes !!! This season of #Bridgerton is off to a great start. The Cinderella theme is a great touch. Loving the spin.

Happy Belated Birthday @BradPittHQ

Its interesing. When you hear of credit some of you may think of AMEX. I think of @CapitalOne. I wonder, when Capital One hears loyal customer do they think of me?

I know I'm just one drop in the @CapitalOne debt pool. But it doesn't mean YOU TREAT ME LIKE ANIMAL! (said in #EddieMurphyRAW voice)

At one point I believed @CapitalOne and myself were cool. Then yesterday happened. Now I question our relationship.

Am I ever going to learn why @CapitalOne dislikes me so?

Whats a Gender Grap?

#MPsays I just watched a @Tesla drive by itself in a @BJsWholesale parking lot. Wild. Still not interested in one.

I say I'm a @Saints fan but I never follow. NOT THIS SEASON! YA HEAR ME?!