@MisterMellowww

2024 NBA Champion Boston Celtics lifer 🏆 , 2017 National Champion UCF obsessive 💍 , Orioles diehard, Canadiens hooligan. Millennial trash.

 Florida, USA
Joined January 2022
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Shoutout to Antoine, 2024 calculator rats would have loved him
Tęrräñøvå🇰🇭@TerranovaNoah
2 Jan 2024
Every single time I look at Antoine Walker’s basketball reference page I laugh so hard cause I see his 3PA numbers and I just know they were looking at him crazy in the late 90s and early 2000s LMFAOOOOO
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Better than the current Depression
NewsWire
@NewsWire_US
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Trump: If the Democrats win the midterm elections, we will face an economic recession.
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Buc-Ees about to sue the shit out of this dude
Twin City Vintage
@TwinCityVTG
Sep 17
The Gophearse has hit fb marketplace
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5 Sam Sheehan variants
doomer
@uncledoomer
Sep 15
gen Z hasnt made any music like this because they cant. millenials seeing the towers fall as kids produced a generation of soulful indie musicians the likes of which the world will never see again
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Couldn’t tell if this dude hated the 2017 National Champion team or if he blamed Gus Malzahn for gutting them after lol
Blue-Orange Gator
@BlueOrangeGtr
Sep 17
Auburn is singlehandedly responsible for the UCF bullshit over the past 9 years, and that is simply unforgivable
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Rick Scott jumpscare
Good Faces@good_faces_bot
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Kanter is such an easy choice that it feels incorrect. It is not though lol
Underdog
@Underdog
Sep 15
Name the worst player you had to watch as a fan of your NBA team
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Time for The Deals President to step up
The General
@GeneralMCNews
Sep 17
BREAKING: Iran sets a new condition for reopening the Strait of Hormuz, saying President Trump and Benjamin Netanyahu must no longer hold power.
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An underdiscussed part of Zohran’s mayoral tenure is that he is great at marketing his work. Also, this is pretty easy when your actions support the needs of your constituents.
Mayor Zohran Kwame Mamdani
@NYCMayor
Sep 16
17 new public bathrooms. Across all five boroughs. Because you can’t wait — and you shouldn’t have to.
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Texas Tech is a coastal elite, I see why they have that NIL budget
Ryan Center Wifi
@KeaneyBlueBlood
Sep 17
This is all the high schools in the entire state of Rhode Island btw 📸: @ZootB_
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My daughter is so lucky she was raised on indie sleaze, chillwave, and Midwest emo. Father of the decade imo
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39 year old just used “turbo ass” in the group chat, who want me (my wife doesn’t)
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FBI ready
Mike Recine@mikerecine
Sep 17
Replying to @stoolpresidente
Dave Portnoy raped my dog
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Kinda funny that the soundtrack gets a disc
DiscussingFilm
@DiscussingFilm
Sep 17
An album for GTA 6 has been announced with 34 original tracks. The first 6 singles release TODAY: • Travis Scott - RHYNO • Yung Lean - That's It (feat. Future & Metro Boomin) • Morgan Wallen - Last Thing You Need • Rauw Alejandro - Macacoa 2000 • Keith Richards - Bright Lights, Big City • CA7RIEL & Paco Amoroso, PinkPantheress, Fred again.., & Etienne de Crécy - Sexy Magic
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Hell yeah, this is awesome. I’ve loved Pete as an Oriole this year
SNY Mets
@SNY_Mets
Sep 16
Pete Alonso met up post game with Mike, Nick & Chris - the trio of Mets fans who caught his 300th career home run. They exchanged the ball for signed baseballs, bats and Alonso to sign their jerseys. Pete brought beers and offered the trio tickets to games in Baltimore
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Mister Mellow, Nick Suzuki Respecter retweeted
one dozen rats at a keyboard@PanasonicDX4500
Sep 17
“boycott Ed Sheeran” man, I don’t control the playlist at Walgreens
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73 degrees with low humidity at 5:30am, it’s Florida fall babybaby
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BREAKING: The man that does coke with teenagers backs the billionaire pervert
Dave Portnoy
@stoolpresidente
Sep 16
I back Robert Kraft banning Macklemore from performing at Gillette 1000% and thank him for having a spine when many others in his shoes don’t.
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Can you even imagine taking two months off lmao, what a fucking gig
Breaking911
@Breaking911
Sep 16
BREAKING: Speaker Mike Johnson says tomorrow’s House votes are canceled, and lawmakers will likely leave after tonight’s votes for a recess lasting until after the November midterms. VIA: @BillMelugin_
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Started Mad Men this week, about 5 episodes in. Does it stay this slow? I enjoy the characters, but it feels like a lot of place setting so far. No real stakes yet.
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Mini fridges don’t cool the way a normal fridge does. If you want that drink optimally cold, you need that ice man
𐌁𐌉Ᏽ 𐌕𐌉𐌌𐌉
@OrevaZSN
Sep 16
I don’t understand the obsession with ice dispensers in hotels. I’ve stayed in plenty of hotels and never EVER needed ice. Why is this such an important hotel amenity? Why do people mention it in reviews? What are y’all doing with all this ice?
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