Writer | Adventurer | Crocheter🧶 | Gamer | Motorcyclist | 🏳️‍🌈 | Filled with rage-fire | Hamster mother 🐹 | Arsenal | 49ers | she/her

Yateley, England
Joined March 2011
Only a small 18 year gap between my last @elliotminor show and this one 😅 lesgooooo
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I think people outside the UK drastically misunderstand what the "It's Coming Home" song is about ol
Still don’t quite understand why England’s confidence is coming from lol.
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It wasn't to be… but if you are a victim of domestic abuse tonight, call the following number: 0808 2000 247
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Be Christian Horner and don’t say “well look” at the beginning of every sentence challenge: impossible
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I’m sorry but if you don’t think a billionaire shutting down one of the busiest streets in nyc ON THE 4TH OF JULY so she can have a wedding in a castle built inside a basketball court, is not the epitome of out of touch and “let them eat cake” then you just don’t care about people.
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So now I’m officially getting married, @TheRealKano will you in fact come to my hen do and leng it down? 👀👀
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Hope you’re all enjoying your AI fruits and having ChatGPT write your shopping lists
Today has been the hottest day in May on record with Kew Gardens provisionally reaching 34.8°C - exceeding the previous highest May temperature in the UK by a full 2 degrees Celsius🌡️ This heat would be exceptional in the UK even in mid summer, let alone in May📈
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Nixx retweeted
the uk is a cold rainy climate and us hitting 34.8°C in spring should concern everyone but no keep laughing about how we can't handle heat
Today becomes the UK’s hottest day during May in recorded history at a high of 34.8C. (bbc.co.uk/news/live/c1w24llv…)
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Verstappen ficou voando com carro, metendo na grama, sendo agressivo demais nas zebras. O resultado? O carro não aguentou. Eixo quebrou! Para ganhar uma corrida de 24h é preciso tbm saber cuidar do carro! #nurburgring #n24 #nls #24hNürburgring #24hNBR
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NOT THE LOGAN! 😭
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Replying to @balachdestiny
It’s insane to me. Imagine calling a three-time Bathurst winner and two-time GTWCE champ a shit driver bc you don’t know what’s going on
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I’ve got nothing against Max Verstappen but the sheer disrespect and clownery of his fans is embarrassing. Insulting drivers with years of experience and trophies because they don’t understand the rules of the Ring, man yall are so parasocial it’s fucking tragic
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🌟 GIVEAWAY TIME 🌟 How about an Ascended heroes ETB? I’ll choose one lucky winner, to enter simply 👇 - RT - Comment your best pull from AH so far! Ends 06/04 11am | UK only
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10 years of Stardew Valley thanks, everyone
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Just watched Alex Honnold safely free climb a 110 story building in 90 minutes. #Skyscraperlive Okay back to 200 mph in the dark at Daytona. #Rolex24
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The naivety of Giles Brandreth on This Morning is somehow endearing and yet endlessly frustrating.
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Lando Norris went all 4 wheels off track and got no penalty
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Black Friday merch has arrived in our Stardew Valley collection! Pick up a Feast of the Winter Star ornament or plan ahead with a Springtime Harvest scarf. Plus a Spanish-language edition of the Stardew Valley Guidebook! Browse the full collection: fangamer.com/collections/sta…
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Replying to @Woodlandbuckle
MAGA really said
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Absolutely top tier rage baiting from Marcus there. Hilarious crash out from Russell 😂 #MexicoGP
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