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Joined May 2009
What’s next, USAU fining me for having a fat n juicy ass
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If yall don’t play 7-11-doubles at my funeral then I’m not going
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Valeria Cardenas of @MollyBrownTown gets a good block
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Today is going to be an EXCITING day of ultimate
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Dig won. Reverse the call. HOW CAN YOU SLEEP TONIGHT @truckstop
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W: Molly Brown simply have no answers right now. They give away another throw and 6ixers don’t give it back, Jade Huangfu punctuating the back-to-back breaks with the score from Sara Mar. 6ixers have doubled up Molly Brown 12-6 and Denver takes time
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Okay but that Ultiworld livestream chat today was ELECTRIC ⚡️⚡️
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Welcome to the club of idiots @HeckoAbby
This was not called a goal for Abby Hecko and @UWElement because she spiked the disc before she was in the end zone. What do you think?
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But let’s also set the record straight: you were in
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me texting my friends mental health advice when I belong in an asylum
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Watch as @MollyBrownTown secures its first-ever national title! 🏆 #USAU | #USAUNats
Lohre send a hammer cross-field and Atkins pulls it in for @BravoUltimate, but he's hurt in the proces- oh.
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Manuela Cardenas says NO!
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Twitter of the year. Year after year @BitterTwitts
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HOW ARE THERE NO SCORES NOR UPDATES FROM NW REGIONALS RIGHT NOW????
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Im sorry I bullied you I was trying to flirt
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Yo @HeckoAbby where u at
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Hey ladies, where y’all goin to @Misslisuh @MollyBrownTown
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You think Dylan was bad???
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Hot take: spirit of the game should only mean 1. Don’t cheat 2. Don’t endanger your opponents This “spiking bad” and “omg he stared him down” is so petty and weird
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