people think being a sex toy engineer is all masturbation but 90% of the time i'm just trying to get a photo in the right lighting so i can tell a manufacturer that a tooling seam is too obvious

companies hiring freelancers with a full time expectation are like the situationships of employment

Slightly different bag of bags

i've been in the pandemic WFH mode for so long that i forgot that standup is literally done standing up

why is it that the bulls in the china shop are also the ones agasp and saying "who did this"

there's something hypnotically beautiful about a production sample after a year of hand-building the roughest prototypes

really went on a date with someone who thought that verbalizing what works for me sexually made the experience “inauthentic” and im like bro literally how did you think dating a sex toy engineer was going to play out

a chemE, three mechEs, and an EE enter a zoom room and agree "we all took thermo for no reason"

i wish more people were dissatisfied with over-committing and under-delivering bc i'm sitting here like wtf

just asked two friends if they were still aligned on our evening plans- i had too many meetings today

only halfway through the Super Pumped episode about the sexual harassment at uber and i need a drink 🙃

i'm on a third occurrence of two people from different chapters of my life talking about how they know someone who makes sex toys and then realizing they're both talking about me ✨

I’m just a girl sitting in front of Hulu hoping the @formlabs on @GreysABC is a loaner or a hollowed out prop bc what a waste for it to just sit there lookin pretty

today is a day that i love my life. which is relatively typical for me in this chapter of my life but over the last three weeks it's not felt like that

Not mad at all

i had my first therapy session ever and she was like "that's the first time i've ever heard that sentence" and i said "what.. sex toy engineer?" and she said "no, 'i quit my phd to become a sex toy engineer. i would get that tattoo'd'"