The countdown is over! This is what is was for! I’m so very very happy and I couldn’t love my husband (that feels so good) more! @Undoomed you’re amazing and I can’t wait to spend the rest of our days together!

Absolutely no one with half a brain is surprised.

I could go without cheese. I’d prefer not to, but I’m not a huge fan and usually don’t eat much of it.

DIVORCE! Or in this case, throw her ass out since you're not married.

What's the deal with so many cooking channels on youtube making their videos shorter and shorter? They used to be 25-30 minutes and now they're down to around 13-16 minutes. Same creators. Same type of videos. Just almost half as long. I hate it.

A lot of people get excited at the idea of breakfast for dinner. Pancakes, waffles, hash browns etc… Do you know what’s even better? Dinner for breakfast! Lasagna, roasted potatoes and chicken, sweet chili chicken and rice, burgers, hotdogs, pasta carbonara, etc

3 A 8

Gin - horrible on its own Tonic - disgusting on its own Gin + tonic = amazing together Facts.

Just gotta say… I fucking LOVE the fact that our kitchen has two ovens!

Just put 7 burritos in the fridge... I wonder how long it will take before they're gone. Undoomed liked them, and so did I, so I'm guessing maybe 4 days tops! Filling: Sweet chili chicken, caramelized onions, sour cream, raw and cooked green cabbage, purple cabbage, and carrots.

I hate when the onions are so small I have to abandon my 16x16 rule!

Want a super simple way to improve almost all your cooking and baking? Switch out that god awful oil for butter! Almost everything tastes better when you use butter instead of oil. (Except for when deep frying)

Her statement is probably true. She doesn’t go to The Cheesecake Factory. She’s never been to any restaurant with higher standards for behavior than Chucky Cheese.

Can we all just agree once and for all that soup is a round food and should be stored and served in round things?

Met a guy named “Faggato” the other day… poor dude must have gotten aaaaalll the bullying growing up!

Here’s your reminder to tell your life partner that you’re proud of them when they accomplish something of significance. Be it in their personal or professional life. It doesn’t matter. Be their biggest supporter and let them know you see them. Thanks for coming to my Ted talk.

We won’t give up no matter how many months it takes for @AmazonMGMStudio to give @martingero his project back and #SaveStargate!

Just suffered through 12 hours of the most horrible headache in years that wasn’t a migraine. Almost as debilitating as a migraine, but from only pain. Prescription strength and otc painkillers were all useless. I’d Almost rather have a migraine. Then meds would have worked!

Who’s in?