Writer. Baker. Coffee Maker. I write books about monsters 🫰🏻Manic-Pixie-Dream-Mom🧚 The Moon Hung Like A Noose available at link below 🌕🐺
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I watched a children’s science video with my son and it’s a little old and it said “the average human life span is around 70 years”
So
If that’s the case
At 34 I’m allowed to start my midlife crisis *right. now*
It’s October and I have finally sold one book this month lmao
Come on, y’all don’t wanna read about Lab Grown vampires? You don’t yearn for Gay Werewolves and demonic Succubi!?
It’s SPOOKY SEASON!!
It has taken a year of trial and error and struggle and elimination but I’ve finally lost 30lbs!
Now that I know what works, hopefully the next 40 will be easier to ditch 😅
The Divergent Movies
I’ll die on this hill, don’t even try to fight me about it those movies were a humorless joke
Watching my 2.5 year old demolish some pickled red cabbage right now and I’m not even gonna question it.
A veggie is a veggie, right? 😅
How I imagine @AnthonyLaFauci writing songs at 2am for Play It Again
youtu.be/L6rtyTMB8AI?is=WNrV…
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BOOK LOVERS. INDIE LOVERS. BOOKEDLINGS.
I need you to vote for me again today! Every single vote counts and I need YOU to get me to the next round of Top Host so I can get more eyes and ears on the work of the incredible human creatives that I get to interview every week!
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What a journey it has been to get to this point! Stock is now in and we look forward to opening the doors to our first physical store tomorrow morning.
A huge thank you to all who have supported us over the years, we couldn’t have done this without you 💚
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I just read this article: "The secret lives of men who read romance books: ‘My life is full of love, so I’m drawn to them.’"
Now I'm curious. Men, do you read romance novels?
theguardian.com/books/2026/s…
49%Never have I ever
32%I've read a couple
12%I'm a big fan
8%Maybe I should?
76 votes • Final resultsMy search history right now is just a bunch of juvenile detention home images and research on what sorts of crimes a child has to commit to be put in one as opposed to being tried as an adult.
Being a writer is weird sometimes.
I’ve been reading this to my 2.5 year old when he winds down for nap time, he was reluctant at first (cuz there’s no pictures) but today he asked for “Dino museum!” For nap time 🥹 and he remembered the characters names!
I’m very impressed with his listening skills for 2.5
It’s Halloween month and the air is chilly, the yard is foggy, and I’m a huge dork. Can’t wait to crack this one open today!
