Bandit

Bad Guy House
Joined December 2013
98 days of trying to forget the memory of my dog eating his own poo. Sadly. That clock has now reset. 🤢
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Is not…coming home is it?
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Maybe it IS coming home?
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Cool. Well done, lads. On to play Mexico…in Mexico City.
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It’s called spreading out. Christ…PE 101.
England all over the place here…
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I’ve returned to this dumpster fire with some very important news…
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My feet hurt.
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Send pity.
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This is THE MOST perfect use of AI. It’s giving me Cinema Paradiso tears. 😭 instagram.com/reel/DRePYnXjT…
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Happy Halloween! 🎃
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Danger is just 👌🏼
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Little known fact - his double was Theresa May
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I accidentally used my man’s deodorant and I feel a sudden urge to put the bins out.
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Can SOMEONE please call the audio book narrator of #FourthWing and teach her how to pronounce the word EXCERPT?! I can’t take it anymore.
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The BREATHING and SWALLOWING…the constant SHOUTING?! Lady…they are getting spicy, WHY ARE YOU YELLING?
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The whole experience feels like acid reflux on a rollercoaster while someone microneedles your face. Fucking awful.
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