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Feeling a bit spooked after that Panorama... A corpse leader, mass starvation, empty hospitals and concentration camps. Shocking.

Big tune!!!! Get in James Arthur! #xfactorfinal

The Frenchman needs to up his game, he's in home territory #masterchef

Alessandro should have stayed! #masterchef

Love 'my kind of love'. More if this please Emily Sande. Amazing.

Best article from Vice in ages vice.com/read/how-to-not-vio…

My cat brought me a rat. I almost shat.

@mmmiyo JH to stay or go?

Egg hunt, presents and a lovely roast with my little monster... The only thing missing is @mmmiyo ... Happy Easter xxxx

@AdviseHaringey I'm looking for toddler-friendly activities this weekend... Help?!

The mayoral debate on @lbc973 was juiiiiicy! And it seems I wasn't the only one listening @mmmiyo what say you- greens to sneak a win?

My lie in didn't arrive, still waiting for breakfast in bed... Waiting in vain. #happymothersdaytome

'I like warm pee - it's comforting': Meet the woman who drinks and bathes in her urine #MailOnline bit.ly/wGSzjB

Tears on Mother's Day: Mel B's mum Andrea reveals how she's been cut off from her daughter and grandchil… #MailOnline bit.ly/FR7BTI

Lagos fashion week: putting Africa on the fashion map gu.com/p/3673g via @guardian

Ten things we've learned from MasterChef gu.com/p/3674y via @guardian

Ooooh Shelina! That chicken and vermicelli bhagi was incredible (in my mind) #masterchef

Tom has been struggling for a while but it'll be sad to say goodbye, he is yummy #masterchef

Alternatively I'll have all 90 of Andrew's Amuse Bouche... My stomach is already making positive sounds #masterchef always makes my week

I could murder a roast dinner but will have to make do with salivating over #masterchef