J.London · Jul 9, 2016 · 9:00 AM UTC

I’m the 1580405th person in the entire world to beat the Snake pack in WordBrain! #WordBrain #words

J.London · Jul 9, 2016 · 8:54 AM UTC

I'm playing WordBrain and I've just reached brain size 2440! #WordBrain #words

J.London · Jul 9, 2016 · 8:33 AM UTC

I'm playing WordBrain and I've just reached brain size 2344! #WordBrain #words

J.London · Jul 9, 2016 · 8:05 AM UTC

I'm playing WordBrain and I've just reached brain size 2216! #WordBrain #words

J.London · Jul 8, 2016 · 6:13 PM UTC

I’m the 1922951st person in the entire world to beat the Penguin pack in WordBrain! #WordBrain #words

J.London · Jul 7, 2016 · 12:08 PM UTC

I’m the 4345000th person in the entire world to beat the Frog pack in WordBrain! #WordBrain #words

J.London · Jul 7, 2016 · 10:25 AM UTC

I’m the 5226715th person in the entire world to beat the Crab pack in WordBrain! #WordBrain #words

J.London · Jul 2, 2016 · 10:36 PM UTC

I’m the 969916th person in the entire world to beat the Shark pack in WordBrain! #WordBrain #words

J.London · Mar 5, 2016 · 8:55 PM UTC

Whole Foods is aware of checkout line anxiety.… instagram.com/p/BCleOs4FvQhj…

J.London · Feb 28, 2016 · 9:11 PM UTC

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J.London · Jan 21, 2016 · 8:29 AM UTC

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J.London · Jan 21, 2016 · 8:27 AM UTC

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J.London · Dec 30, 2015 · 1:13 PM UTC

HEY! These are the best song lyrics of 2015. wpo.st/KrW-1

J.London · Dec 4, 2015 · 6:07 AM UTC

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J.London · Dec 3, 2015 · 3:04 PM UTC

The Calm, Gentle Rise of Snugglers for Hire

Samantha Hess, a professional cuddler, used to wonder: “Why isn’t there a Starbucks for hugs?”

J.London · Dec 3, 2015 · 3:01 PM UTC

More confirmation that it's hard out here... Generally. But who can afford optimized cuddles on minimum wage? #hmmmm

J.London · Dec 3, 2015 · 2:58 PM UTC

And working constantly w/ an eye 4 productivity hacks yields more money + satisfaction read: mo' $$ for PRO cuddles.

J.London · Dec 3, 2015 · 2:55 PM UTC

The Atlantic also says that kids and romance don't really make ppl happy. Too expensive and attention hungry.

J.London · Dec 3, 2015 · 2:52 PM UTC

The Calm, Gentle Rise of Snugglers for Hire - The Atlantic - R free cuddles still available from babies and family?! apple.news/A6_BkaGd9Qk-hOD5Z…

Samantha Hess, a professional cuddler, used to wonder: “Why isn’t there a Starbucks for hugs?”