Alex Cirillo

The dog knows not to lick the baby but the baby doesn’t know not to lick the dog.

Watching my son try to self soothe by sucking his right thumb just to have his unwieldy left hand swoop in time and time again, knocking it out of his mouth and waking him up, I can confirm that the left hand is the devil’s hand.

IDC how old I am, I will wear my hair in pigtails bc it’s the only hairstyle I know how to do.

One of the names that I really liked for Reece was Phoenix and now that I see that Paris Hilton named her son that I am questioning what that says about me. Thank you for killing that name @antf0621.

Remember when a regular manicure was $8. Those were the days.

I just saw a bumper sticker that said “I kissed a dog and I liked it” and I didn’t like it.

I will preorder tickets to any @Marvel film directed by @pamsson!

The leg strength developed over many years of dropping down to get my eagle on at the club have served me quite well in motherhood as I’m constantly needing to squat precariously to pick things up off of the floor while holding my baby without waking him.

My niece Mia is the Set Designer and Prop Master for her high school’s production of The Addams Family Musical. Support her fundraiser if you can! s.dgpopup.com/6oj7s2g3

Damn Car Shield got AI.

Every time I want to make a smoothie I either have milk and unripe bananas or ripe bananas and bad milk. Is it just me?

A car that changes colors is useless to me.

Trying to decide which outfit to select for my son to shit through when the ball drops. Decisions, decisions…

Did @instagram get rid of collab posts?

Maxine is getting into the Christmas spirit! 🎅🏾 instagram.com/p/CmE1kkoOnjP/…

Burping the baby to the beat of #SeanPaul’s performance at #MacysThanksgivingDayParade 😂

It’s a whole vibe!

I just watched a 7 minute video of an artist transforming the original Ken doll into drag Barbie and it was quite impressive.