Looking for lunch in all the wrong places. Profile pic by the very talented, handsome, possibly single and looking to mingle @baneslay

Joined November 2017
Replying to @n3komanc3r
My husband's butt.
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do u think she enjoys being a grape or
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He can press my correct organ keys
Yes, Ganon really is pressing the correct keys for his organ performance in Zelda: Ocarina of Time on Switch 2 gonintendo.com/contents/6624…
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Just a great tweet
Oregon cheerleader narrowly avoids rogue whale that popped out of the Autzen Stadium turf #huskers #goducks
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1 of them is hot in a normal way without makeup and one of them has the face and vibes where they were born to wear the makeup. Ive looked into jt
Replying to @katienotopoulos
“Haunt sliders” have metal knee pads and gloves so they can slide up to scare people, and also do tricks. This has been around for a while (started at Knott’s Scary Farm) but these two guys - “Fryboy” and “Archer” have become like, haunted theme park celebs on TikTok, and people come from around the country just to see them. Hersheypark told me that crowds have doubled in the last 5 years since it started
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“Haunt sliders” have metal knee pads and gloves so they can slide up to scare people, and also do tricks. This has been around for a while (started at Knott’s Scary Farm) but these two guys - “Fryboy” and “Archer” have become like, haunted theme park celebs on TikTok, and people come from around the country just to see them. Hersheypark told me that crowds have doubled in the last 5 years since it started
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c’est sûrement la meilleure chose que j’ai entendue de toute ma vie
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my mom said i created a monster
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Na minha primeira ultrassom, uma enfermeira me pediu para ir ao banheiro e tirar toda a parte de baixo e colocar um avental, fiquei meio confusa mas ok né, aí saí do banheiro e ela pediu pra deitar na maca, levantar as pernas e abrir, fiquei ?????? Tarr... aí chegou o médico
Şu aletin verdiği gerginliği hiç birşey vermemiştir 🥹
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"DESTINY PLAYERS ARE ALREADY GOIN THRU ALAWT, I'M FUKIN THAT WORM" 😂😂😂
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“I could never reject your call with my own fingers” is some shit Shakespeare would say and literature teachers would eat up for 500 years.
Situationship bangers can never compete with the things my friends say
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Unfortunately when it comes to shaving your ass, you just have to learn the hard way that you mustn't.
Bitches Shave Their Whole Pussy Bald But Forget They Booty Got A Ponytail😂😂😂😂😂
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😅
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my gf gnna kill me when she gets home
Costco is trying to ruin marriages.
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these comments are fucking me up 😭
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this interview is so iconic 😭
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my husband just said, unprompted, “a cursed spirit? a cursed spirit??!?! honey i am the king of curses,” in the exact cadence of this video LMAOOOO
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