@Miserable_PhD

Passionately curious since 1992.

 Bay Area, CA
Joined June 2009
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1) that’s insane, he should sue 2) SERIOUSLY WHAT THE FUCK
Ian Rapoport
@RapSheet7h
#Eagles QB Jalen Hurts, who is out for the season after several blood clots were revealed in his lungs, has been undergoing tests for days. Before the London game, Hurts was in the hospital until 4 am and did not sleep because sleep was a risk. He played without having slept.
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Leaving the country for a week. I slick might not come back to this raggedy mf
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Cam Ward has 4 wins total in his entire career and he beat y’all. Yeaaaa you losing your job for that
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WELLLLLLLLLLLLP
Tom Pelissero
@TomPelissero8h
The Colts fired GM Chris Ballard.
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Fatherhood, Chapter 2 retweeted
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@NotLikeRuss18h
thats gone be a good ass nap in the middle
DrakeMaye4LIFE@DrakeMaye4LIFE21h
For those of you unaware, this is our thanksgiving day lineup 🥹
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I’ll never stop believing
Ian Rapoport
@RapSheet23h
#Giants QB J.J. McCarthy threw for 243 yards in the 4th quarter despite coming off the bench. It’s the most passing yards in a 4th quarter by any player this season and the 2nd-most passing yards in a 4th quarter by any QB who didn't start over the last 25 seasons.
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3 sacks in 16 snaps. He can go see Dr. Sebi all he wants
Dave
@davebftv23h
Kyler Gordon played 16 defensive snaps against the Falcons lol
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Ian Hartitz
@IhartitzOct 18
Caleb Williams currently leads the NFL in completion percentage (72.5%)
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Might be the first AI content I legitimately enjoyed. Marcus Freeman going CRAZY on the sax
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@propjoesays19h
what the hell is happening
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The Cowboys are ass
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Holy shit 😭
Pardon My Take
@PardonMyTake23h
“I Know your dad and he was better” Boom Roasted
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Dak threw a chopped brisket sandwich out there
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Mmmm, chopped brisket
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The Rams are following the 2011 Eagles script to a T
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Fatherhood, Chapter 2 retweeted
Next Gen Stats
@NextGenStatsOct 18
Caleb Williams was a perfect 24/24 for 248 yards from a clean pocket in the Bears' Week 6 win over the Falcons. His 24 attempts are the most without an incompletion from a clean pocket in a game since at least 2018. Powered by @awscloud
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Ahhhhh man that sucks
Shams Charania
@ShamsCharania23h
Just in: Sacramento Kings guard Ben Simmons is believed to have sustained a torn Achilles tendon at practice Sunday, sources tell ESPN. A suspected season-ending injury for Simmons after rejuvenated and impressive training camp and preseason performances.
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LMAO Josh Allen is a 1 of 1
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J Herbo threw an absolute cheesesteak out there smh
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They tried to lose that game so bad lol
Demarco
@demarco_82Oct 18
This shouldn’t be a game if it wasn’t for the backups and Guardian Cap Roshon.
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My quarterback!
ESPN Insights
@ESPNInsightsOct 18
Welcome back, Caleb! 🔥 🏈 30-36 for 305 yards and 1 TD 🏈26-26 for 255 yards when the Falcons failed to get pressure That is the most attempts without an incompletion since ESPN began tracking pressures in 2009. 🤯
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