Someday I’ll delete this account and feel whole. Until then, let’s party. Writer: The Mindy Project, Hot Mess Kitchen, love emails to my dad
Forks, WA
Joined May 2009
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Replace the #Skyscraperlive commentators with Tom Cruise and Nathan Fielder immediately.
Only comment if you use the words smear or traverse.
Do not comment if you use the word “famously.” #Skyscraperlive
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Loling my head off at how many people I know commented for the dupe of a row sweater from a dupefluencer we all follow. Anyway, vote tomorrow!
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Kylo Ren is character, Riley Keough is an actress and Rilo Kiley is a band. They have nothing to do with each other. I have to remind myself of this every morning.
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Love to spend Saturday night making my boyfriend watch the This is Me featurette from The Greatest Showman.
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In search of homework tutor, for me an adult woman. Ideally vibes similar to my bat mitzvah tutor. Xo
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Where’s the article about Timmy’s relationship with Kylie’s kids? I really believe in them as a couple! He’s always touching her. I need to know more. Please and thank you.
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Don’t ask me what to wear to a theme party unless you want me to give up my whole day helping you. That’s kind of my whole deal as a person.
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If you don’t want me at my “Get up. We have to go to urgent care now,” then you don’t deserve me at my “Let’s just give it ten more minutes and if it still hurts, we’ll go.”