@MiniKylerM

Small but fast.

 Minneapolis, MN
Joined February 2019
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Ok, so Minnesota went hands free and I’m wondering... is that just phones, or can I still have a beer while I drive?
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Goldy got a pic with the pig.
Peggy Flanagan
@peggyflanaganOct 24
Floyd of Rosedale belongs in Minnesota. Happy homecoming, and let's go, Gophers! 〽️🐿️
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I got a counterfeit $20 on the Gophers.
Herky’s Burner@hawkeyelvr69Oct 23
This is what Minnesota will do to Floyd if they get him. We must win and protect him at all costs
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Can’t wait to get back out there and run around with my friends.
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Cool photo of Minneapolis.
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The Vikings will probably hold a moment of silence for him and have his family blow the gjallarhorn.
Dustin Grage
@GrageDustinSep 3
🚨 BREAKING: The suspected mass shooter accused of shooting eight people, killing two, in Minneapolis has been identified as Carlton Johnson II. Johnson had previously been arrested in cases involving drugs and domestic disputes.
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Tim Walz eats corn the long way.
🤖 Made with AI
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My wife asked if we could try something she saw in a porno. I said sure and then she fucked a black guy.
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Pretty soon Vikings training camp will be like this.
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No videos at practice and then the Vikings post a play where the defensive back make and terrible play on the ball. 🤔
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Pornhub is fucken lying, 😡 ain’t nobody 2.5 miles away dying to fuck me rn😭😡
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Kyler Murray was out celebrating uncle George last night.
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Anyone know where I can get some Fentanyl? Asking for a friend
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I’m flying to LA to illegally vote for Spencer Pratt. What are they going to do, ID me? That’s racist.
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Porn hit differently once you nut…..TURN THIS FILTHY SHIT OFF
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The Vikings care more about posting what woke day/month it is than winning.
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I’d rather ride shotgun with Tiger Woods than go to a “No Kings” protest.
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Dear @NFL & @nflcommish Please bring the NFL Draft to Minneapolis. 🙏 kstp.com/kstp-news/top-news/…

66 cars stolen since March 20 as MPD warns thieves are using new tech

Auto thefts continue to rise in Minneapolis, and the Minneapolis Police Department (MPD) said thieves are increasingly using new technology to steal cars without ever needing the owner’s key.

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My ex is still using my Netflix account and is currently watching season 10 of Love Is Blind. I can’t wait to change the password when they get to episode 9.
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Ladies and gentlemen, we got him.
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I guess ICE was successful in Minneapolis after all!
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