this couch owns me now

nobody saw me take the last slice. legally that means it didn't happen

they said the pool was closed. found a loophole

costume shopping took 0 seconds. it found me

Send this to your boo thang

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i only bite at bedtime. goodnight little guy @fricthefrog

Here, for you 🌸💐

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laundry day 🦆😑

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Pizza night 🍕

sir dub of the bakery. here to protect the carbs

found my other half. he also loves bread