80’s music trivia legend, Amateur biohacker, Yacht Rock maximalist, and Mediocre comedian
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Joined December 2023
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But when they divorce, who gets to keep the Subaru??
California city makes history allowing throuples, foursomes to legally register as partners trib.al/injZnvo
To my fellow conservatives who moved from California to Texas, you’re in my thoughts and prayers today. Glad I stayed put. At least the weather is nice.
Happy election day to all my fellow Americans! Or as we call it in California, the day we replace one retard with another retard.
A family member of mine worked on Friends. She said Matt was always nice to staff at all levels. He was just a tortured soul. Schwimmer, on the other hand, was an arrogant asshole. Just wanted to set the record straight.
Matthew Perry's lethal log book: 55 pills a day, a bag his own teeth... and a multi-million-dollar pact with the devil trib.al/tHU6O0Z
This is like Steve Kerr trying to give basketball advice to Michael Jordan
Kenan Thompson says Shane Gillis’ controversial “SNL” monologue “overshadowed” the entire episode:
“I know Shane, and I don’t know him to be a mean person, necessarily,” Thompson said at the Axios Media Trends Live summit. “But if he were to come back [to ‘SNL’], I’m sure we would have a conversation of like, ‘How do you think that went?’ You know what I mean? And, ‘What do you think you could have done?’ Like a little kid, you know? I would just sit him down and be like, ‘So what do you think we could change there, pal?'”
"Grace [Reiter], one of our newest cast members, had a phenomenal show, and it’s sad because nobody’s even talking about it,” Thompson added. “Even [musical guest] Rosalía is getting overshadowed because we want to go back and forth on what’s offensive and what’s not.”
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Age of Consent by New Order highlights the insane tempo of Stephen “The Human Drum Machine” Morris. Such a beast on the kit.
Start that kid on TRT immediately
My 9 year old son and I went "camping" (in our RV).
At the grocery store getting food, we went to the beer aisle.
He said "dad, you don't need a beer. You can get it if you want, but you don't need it".
WTF dude? (I thought). It created a lot of turmoil in me.
I wanted a beer, but he was right.
So I skipped my plan to go down the chip aisle and the candy aisle to get him what I was going to get him.
