Milt

Orville Shrek

If you stick a pocket pussy in Frosty before the magic hat goes on...that thing grippin?

'Biden is the most progressive president' but did he slonk an ex-prez?

Anything can happen on Halloween Your dick could turn into two dicks

I still love that when SonicFox was an Anthrocon guest of honor, they didn't want the gaming dept working with him. Fucking idiots.

Whenever a new Fromsoft game comes out

With all this inflation, the new Wal-Mart dogwhistle is going to be $15.88

#ykmet #ykmetstrade

Dad (text): going to doctors, leaving now Me: (rushes outside) you okay? Dad (pissing behind garage): yeah I wanted you to fix something on my phone

Some friends and I kept jokingly calling Danhausen Gwarsenio Hall at a (ROH? AEW?) show, eventually we realized the woman sitting in front of us was his wife when he came out without makeup and sat with her, felt silly

Attempted this and just got a chest rash. Most higher-grade load increasers up your testosterone and I didn't want to go bald faster. Wasn't in the cards

Left the AC chat/Discord, getting stuff planned for Miryokucon, getting back to exercise and practicing guitar. Need to figure out plans for my birthday week.

The inciting opinion of a decade+ friendship ending was 'Sonya Blade's VA being a terf is whatever, but they're making the female characters unattractive' confidently spoken in front of multiple nb/transfem friends of mine. If JOing to MK is a requirement, skill issue on his part

Pastamania lives on in the heart of every Italian