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Actor, comedian and host of the podcast Finish My Story: @finishstorycast. Recent contestant on Who Wants to be a Millionaire. I used to only tweet haiku

Los Angeles, CA
Joined November 2011
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James Veitch, a rising star with a book deal and a viral TED talk, is being accused of sexual assault by multiple former peers who reconnected after learning about his HBO Max special thr.cm/AM17LQ1
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I expected to cry. I didn’t expect to full on, out-loud, openly weep. Thank you #TheGoodPlace. Thank you: @KenTremendous @nbcthegoodplace @DarcyCarden @KristenBell @dubjackharper @jameelajamil @MannyJacinto @TedDanson
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I'm in a very competitive online trivia league, and tonight I knew the answer to this question, thanks to one of @MarcSesslerNFL's @MikeFlaim1 class ad read, that I like to play for friends to show them how awesome the @AroundTheNFL podcast is! Thanks guys! #Chicagoschool 😅🤣
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Holy shit!!!! Air Bud was right!! Retrievers CAN play basketballl!!
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What should Les’ Story punishment be for our V-Day ep? A: Ask strangers out at a Cinnabon B: Wear Mickey ears for 24 hours C: Ask for medical advice in a terrible British accent #finishmystory #podcast #poll #vote #punishment #mickeyears #britishaccent #cinnabon #valentines – at Los Angeles, CA
11%A: Ask out strangers
44%B: Wear Mickey ears
44%C: Bad accent Med advice
9 votes • Final results
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Our special holiday episode is up! Vote for the story punishment A Sing Rudolph while dressed as the Easter Bunny B Put on Santa outfit and ask people's sexual kinks C Eat 6 holiday cookies in <30 seconds #finishmystory #podcast #vote #poll #holidays #santa #easterbunny #rudolph
0%A. Easter Bunny Rudolph
50%B. Santa Sex questions
50%C. Cookie eat challenge
12 votes • Final results
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What should the story punishment be this week? Vote! A. Perform a eulogy for Jim at a cemetery B. Do crystal ball readings for strangers C. Get shot, mob hit style, with nerf guns #finishmystory #podcast #punishment #vote #poll #cemetery #crystalball #gangster #mobster #nerf
12%A. Public Eulogy
12%B. Crystal Ball Reading
75%C. Nerf Assassination
8 votes • Final results
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What should the story punishment be this week? Vote! A. Perform a eulogy for Jim at a cemetery B. Do crystal ball readings for strangers C. Get shot, mob hit style, with nerf guns #finishmystory #podcast #punishment #vote #poll #cemetery #crystalball #gangster #mobster #nerf – at Los Angeles, CA
14%A. Public Eulogy
29%B. Crystal ball readings
57%C. Nerf assassination
7 votes • Final results
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What should our first story punishment be for the loser? A: Do a 30 second glow stick dance B: Walk down Hollywood Blvd in a burning man outfit C: Put on a muscle suit and hand out glow sticks to strangers Listen to Ep 7 to find out the loser #podcast #finishmystory #punishment
100%30 sec glow stick dance
0%Hollywood Blvd walk
0%Muscle suit glow sticks
2 votes • Final results
Aww yeah, getting down with glow sticks like Cassandra does in episode 7, which is out now! A story that starts with Ray Bradbury, and is getting Glowing reviews. We also introduce the new story punishment! #finishmystory #podcast #glow #burningman #fahrenheit451 #romance
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@A_F_Shifman If you ate a meal, Using your penis you would, Call it a fork skin
Brown, Tamir, Trayvon, Oscar Grant, Sean Bell, Akai, Ezell Ford, Garner...
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Our justice system: If the victim isn't white, They're not a victim.
There is no justice, No accountability. Not for the police.
Watching videos, Of eagle attacks is not, Being productive.
Gronk is the football, Version of TMNT, Michelangelo
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With feet that talented, let’s hope he can avoid putting his foot in his mouth like most #Idiotest contestants!
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With a “good luck move” like this, these guys will need all the help they can get. #Idiotest #GoodLuck xitter.cf/IdiotTest/status/52282…
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It's a @KermitTheFrog - Off! 🐸 Who did the best impression on #Idiotest, @BenGleib or Peter?
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Watch @IdiotTest , 9PM Gameshow Network, To see me and Greg
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