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Joined December 2014
I wish they would invent a beer that didn’t get warm the second I grab it out of the cooler
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Miller Brewing Company retweeted
& on the 12th day of Giveaways @gillettestadium gave to me two Zach Bryan tickets! RT/ follow to enter to win! Thanks for playing & happy holidays ❄️☃️
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Brutus dots the i in the Big House!
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I just called got a new primary care after successfully procrastinating for 2 years
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Bad news at the bar. Guess I’m blacking out
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Craig breslow might have well just shot my dog in front of me
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Craig breslow is a terrorist
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Miller Brewing Company retweeted
Section 10-Year Anniversary Giveaway 🚨 RT this for a chance to win this St. Patrick’s Day Big Papi jersey ☘️
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Discount cigs and Girl Scout cookies. Doesn’t get any better than that
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GOT (10) MORE FRIDGES TO GIVE AWAY DURING THE GAME! RT FOR A CHANCE TO WIN!
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My new years kiss was the fence at bleacher bar. Shoutout the Sox
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What a shame what happened to Amanda Bynes
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None of these people had any fun last night
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COMMON UMP THATS A STRIKE
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You haven’t lived till you’ve gotten dome on the polar coaster at story land
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