“𝔻𝕣𝕠𝕡 𝕒𝕟𝕕 𝕘𝕚𝕧𝕖 𝕞𝕖 𝕥𝕨𝕖𝕟𝕥𝕪!!!”

“Hfff…Hfff… I…HATE! HAAAATE! Exercise… Ffwuh…. I… I am going to die… Oh… Oughh…” She’s just being dramatic! She has an extra hard time doing regular exercise due to some obvious attributes of hers. But! She still has to try. Even if she passes out by the end of it.

"Hfff... Hot today... I feel like a pig vith all zis sweat building up..." When Karin sweats, she sweats a LOT. Any shirt she has is going to end up completely soaked through by the end of the day. It's a really pain in her ass...

“ fuck!- S-Shit, slow down a little! I-I need to write something do-aahh!!~ “ She often bites off more than she can chew when it comes to interviews. But somehow, she always manages to come away from them with everything she needs and then some.

She may have fat tits… But she also has a fat heart…. And ass….

Karin’s been on the trail of a mafia operation gone wrong! Making great progress too! Unfortunately, it all went out the window when they found out and decided to send someone over to “convince” her not to spill. And to steal all her evidence. There’s always a next scoop!

“Vhat? Is there something zat you need, or are you just a pervert?” She has little to no patience for those who blatantly stare at her while in close proximity. At least do it from a distance so she doesn’t have to see you!

“Is zis REALLY ze reward you want..? I have enough of a fund to give you cash you know!” She’s currently rewarding (reader) for their help in securing some valuable info on a local corruption scheme! She doesn’t really get why this kind specifically. But hey, saves her money.

Karin sometimes has to go undercover to UNcover the truth. Unfortunately for her, a lot of the clientele at the local strip club are either useless, or end up finding out about her plan and blackmailing her for ‘favors’. “GKKHH!!- I.. I told you NOT to cum inside!!”

Karin’s usually pretty careful about her investigations. But sometimes she can get ahead of herself, which often leads to her holes getting stretched and her being dumped in a ditch. At least she isn’t dead! Thought this does have the unfortunate side effect of her getting a—

Giving (reader) a titjob because they’ve been so very good for her! “Ugh… Vhat a mess! I never should have done zis for you….” Shs’s just saying that. It’s her way of showing affection<3

Sometimes she likes to take a break from it all with a good friend, a couple of shot-glasses, and the best alcohol she can afford. Always nice to just talk some shit and relax…

Oh right #seductivesunday

What a shame…

Karin is NO stranger to dishing out some favors to get the info she wants… She doesn’t like doing it, of course. But something has to be done for the truth to come to light. “Not so tight-lipped now, huh? If you tell me what I want I might let you cop a feel.”

“ Ugh… Men are such pigs… All they do is stare at my chest all slackjawed while I do the important work! They’re not even that big anyway! “ She says as her shirt struggles to hold it all in. If it could talk it’d be begging to be mercy killed…

The kind of view you can get if you have info she wants and invites you over to her home:

"𝕎𝕙𝕪 𝕔𝕒𝕟'𝕥 𝕒𝕟𝕪𝕥𝕙𝕚𝕟𝕘 𝕓𝕖 𝕟𝕠𝕣𝕞𝕒𝕝 𝕚𝕟 𝕥𝕙𝕚𝕤 𝕙𝕖𝕝𝕝𝕙𝕠𝕝𝕖?" Karin Sauer. Wartim Journalist. - - - - - - - - -NSFW portrayal!!! Dark themes ahead (duh) -Total bombshell -Slightly abrasive -70% sub|20% dom -Bisexual - - - - - - - -